What If … by Pastord

Writer: Pastord

Subject: What If …

Link: Tumblr / 28.06.2026

What If …

Satan isn’t tempting us to sin as much as showing us how sinful we are and inviting us to be who we already are? Christian, we’ve been told we’re sinners from day one. Sure, Jesus will forgive us for our sins, but we still desire sin. 

And pastors and other Christian leaders say one thing but do another. So, what is even real? This hard cock — that’s real. These orgasms — they’re real. Pussy and cock — they’re real. Pleasure — that’s real. Freedom — that’s real. And Satan — he’s real. 

He reveals himself to us. Don’t believe me? Reach down, touch yourself, and speak his name. Ask him to reveal himself to you. And feel him. Goddamn and fuck, feel him. When you cum — and you will cum — say, “Hail Satan,” and feel his goodness. Hear him say, “Well done, good and faithful servant…”

 

17 thoughts on “What If … by Pastord”

  1. What a delicious way to look at it! If Satan is showing us how sinful we are, than that inspires me to go even deeper into the joys of sexual pleasure. And even more, what if the Christian God is tempting us? What if he actually enjoys listening to me as I make men cum with filthy words and role-play? What if he listens right along with me? What if his eyes watch me as I masturbate myself to Satan‘s glory? What if all the temptation was put here by the Christian God? I would like to think that he has a raging hard on. How delicious it would be to suck on that cock and lead him to temptation. And to take him there again and again. All with the power of Satan! The Lord of this earth..

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    • Yesss…Kat, very well said. And Pastord – very well written. My personal goal is similar to that which I had SO many years ago – encouraging people to give their lives to Christ etc etc. Now… my mission is to infiltrate christian groups, and begin seducing both men & women into a lust filled existence that they had condemned all their lives. I want them to know how much better life is with Satan as the focus… not their so called “god”. I am making progress… having already seduced a Pastor and brought him over to the side of pleasure, lust & depravity.

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        • This is so intriguing. I’m a middle aged man that works at a small non-denominational church in Virginia as an assistant to the pastor. I am not formally trained but I am interested in exploring ways to encourage and grow my secret desire to explore the darker, more perverse side of my life. I work in a Sunday School (also as an assistant). Whenever I look at the young people I teach, I feel a compulsion to introduce them to something darker. I would love to meet an active pastor that could encourage me. I am ready to kneel before something darker.

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          • Hail Mike, there are few Pastors that worship the devil here … read and connect with them … XP

          • Your mission to corrupt young impressionable minds to lust and depravity is wonderful and exciting. May Satan protect your covert mission.
            If I had someone like you in my younger life my path to Satan would have given many more years of sexual depravity.

      • I find it extremely arousing to be hypocritical to the flock where I teach. Is this normal? I am finding that even though the words coming out of my mouth seem to support the scriptures, inwardly, I am imagining dark ways that I can twist and pervert their minds. It sounds antithetical, but the feeling is there, nonetheless. And it is not limited to someone based on their age or marital situation. I feel this way about all of the congregants. Sometimes when I greet someone’s wife who is there with her family, I will let my hands roam a little farther “south” than they should go to see the response. I haven’t been slapped yet. lol

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  2. Pastor I agree sin (although I almost don’t think of it as sinful anymore) is always with us. Lust is a core part of our being. Human generally want to fuck and be fucked. Religion tells us it is wrong, but our heart and mind say it is oh so good. Hail Satan, Hail Lust, Hail Sodomy, Hail Lilith and all perversion

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  3. It’s been quite awhile but Father James is back today. I don’t know for how long but I’m back. I have a new email for playing and continuing past relationships it is

    Thelonious62212@gmail.com

    I had some friends on here Pastor David Lilly and Kim. Hope you are all doing well whatever that means.

    I am a Religious Priest a Friar in the Franciscan Order. Getting lonely and going on a 3 week vacation the end of July

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