Writer: Atheist Republic
Subject: Weird shit from the bible
Link: Atheist Republic / 13.05.2021
Weird shit from the bible
11 If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 / New International Version
Sounds fair to me. Sounds fair to you? If the bitch is fucking getting in the way — forget your argument and just do as God has commanded — and cut the fucking bitch’s hand off (no anesthetic required; and a rusty old blade is best) … while you’re there …
Most laws come about because something keeps happening that the public wants to stop. Makes one wonder just how often this kept happening for the Jewish community to decide that this needed to be codified. Or was it more like:
Jewish leader: “That fucking bitch! I was just about to stick it in that guy and his wife goes and grabs a hold of my junk! Again! She does it one more time and we’ll see just how she likes missing those claws!
God Damn it. Ooooooh, it’s still sore down there. Fucking bitch. Gotta talk to the Rabbi’s. They like sucking on little boy dick…”