Writer: ImATaurusThruNThru
Subject: The Offering
Link: Tumblr / 24.05.2026
The Offering
Father Satan, I offer you my life and soul. I offer you my complete obedience in my pursuit of evil. In your honor, I will blaspheme the Christian God, curse the son, and desecrate Christian churches and the book of lies. For I reject and renounce the Christian God, his worthless son, and the Holy Spirit. I will be your servant on earth to ensure you reign forever. That darkness covers this world, and evilness is the only law. I will live a life of sinfulness in your honor. For you are my father, and my life and soul are yours to do with as you please.
As testimony of my commitment and dedication to the only one and true God, Lord Satan, master of the universe, I offer my body, mind, cock, hole and whole soul to our Lord and Master — the almighty Devil — whom I worship, love, glorify and adore throughout this life and in the next in His Kingdom of Hell. May he impart his evil upon me and bless me with damnation for all eternity. Open the gates of Hell to me, Master, as I renounce and denounce the bastard Christ, his contemptuous and malcontent father, his foul kingdom and especially the odious and rotten Holy Spirit. Christ is no more, Lucifer reigns, and the Kingdom of Hell prevails. Hail, Lord Satan, forever and ever!