Take a little step towards Satan – Non-Fiction

If you are viewing this post you have already taken that fateful first step. Your destiny is already sealed and you are Satan’s whether you like it or not.

Let me clue you in on your future and your ultimate fate. After getting off to this blasphemous and demonic imagery you’ll immediately become regretful and remorseful. However, in a few days or perhaps a few weeks you’ll come back. You will repeat the cycle of relapse and return a number of times and you might even pray to your god to find the strength and courage to resist this Devil’s temptation. Yet, the end result is always and inevitably the same, regardless of how many times you say to yourself I will never do this again.

Along this journey you will come to the understanding that the allure of profanity and sin are far more powerful than your weak and pathetic god. And each time you do come back it will be with even greater intensity than the time before and the orgasms you experience can never be replicated by anything jesus fucking christ could ever provide.

You will sink further and further down the spiral of the dark abyss until you regularly begin to curse the name of jesus christ from your own lips. “Fuck jesus” will start as a whisper until it turns into a deafening roar as all the pent up repression and guilt that he has saddled you with comes pouring out. You will eventually turn your attention to the fart of a holy spirit by voluntarily committing the most unforgivable sin and curse his name along with that of christ and god, forever condemning your soul.

At some point your utter contempt and hatred of christianity and all things holy will eventually morph and converge into an awakening and rebirth under the watchful eye of your new Lord. A Lord that you have gladly and willingly offered your soul too and one you will eternally worship, serve and obey.

In the enlightenment of retrospection you’ll realize that Satan was the dark hand and unseen force guiding you from that very first step until the very last step when you meet your maker at the gates of Hell. Hail Satan !!