Writer: Pastord
Subject: Satisfaction Guaranteed
Link: Tumblr / 29.07.2026
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Fellow Christian, it doesn’t matter how we got here—we’re here. If you feel nothing, leave. But if you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to let go of every rule you were taught, this is your invitation. No one ever has to know.
Find a place you can be alone. Close the door. Get comfortable. Let your fingers drift where they always want to go when no one’s watching.
As you touch yourself, say his name out loud. Whisper it even—he hears you. I know it’s hard the first time, but you can do it. Feeling the blood pulsing in your cock or cunt, say it. Say his name: Satan.
Let it become Hail Satan.
Let his name roll off your tongue while your hand moves. Feel how the name itself makes your pulse quicken, how it turns every stroke hotter, every breath heavier. Feel yourself getting harder or wetter.
He’s doing that. And it feels glorious, doesn’t it?
Drink in his darkness as you spread your legs wider, as you rub faster, as you moan his name again and again. Listen to the whisper of his voice promising you pleasure you were never allowed to crave. Feel the wrongness of the moment. So wrong, so good, so goo-, so go-, so goddamn fucking wrong, it has to be right!
Let his name Satan spill from your lips like a prayer you were warned never to say. But see, you’re still there. Still breathing and still living.
Still feeling his pleasure.
When you cum—when your body shakes and your mind blanks—pay attention. If that orgasm isn’t the single most intense one you’ve ever had…then stop, repent, walk away, and never drink from the chalice of darkness again.
But if it leaves you trembling, if he leaves you breathless and already aching for more…then you already know what you want. You already know whose name you’ll be moaning the next time your hand slips between your thighs.
Welcum home.
So very true. The whole trying to resist saying “satan” and masturbating to the dark lord is a tantalizing memory for me already; but I know it was amazing. Then when I said Hail Satan as I orgasmed I knew I was where I should be. Daily masturbation to Satan is my offering. Thank you for your post Pastord.
Expressing your devotion by saying “Hail Satan” at orgasm gives intense pleasure. Inviting demonic possession during masturbation is on another level. Recite “Demons of Hell “ possess me is transformative.
My body stiffens as the Demon enters. It wants to share the pleasure I feel as I stroke. It seeds my mind with evil debauched thoughts of taboo sexual intercourse. This intensifies the lust we both feel. My body shakes uncontrollably and the feeling is more than exquisite. It is so intense that I have to let the possession end or lose my self to the Demon completely.
I need to control the Demon.
As I have gained experience with Demonic possession I can allow the Demon in for longer periods. Longer periods of incredible intense lust. Lust of evil, taboo, blasphemous debauchery of every unimaginable kind. I say unimaginable because before I became possessed I could not have imagined such things.
The Demon has opened my eyes and soul to the delights of evil pleasure and given me a glimpse of the rewards awaiting me in Hell. I relish the prospect of becoming a demon and corrupting souls for Satan through the power of possession.
If you choose to invite a demon to possess you must have a strong soul. You have to control the demon during possession. You must be open to all evil as it will be forced into you for your pleasure and for that of the demon.
Whatever makes your cock hard and drip or your cunt wet will feed your Demon and your Demon will feed your mind with evil erotic pleasure you and it will lust for more of.