Satan Loves Abortion by Numbers-31

Writer: Numbers-31

Subject: Satan Loves Abortion

Link: Tumblr / 11.09.2025

Satan Loves Abortion

Do the souls of the aborted go to Heaven or Hell? I mean, on the one hand, I doubt that a human embryo or even fetus has the capacity to hear the gospel and accept it; and yet they also lack the capacity to sin. Does a sinless human even need Jesus’ sacrifice?

I guess what I am getting at is that if the aborted go to Heaven by default, then isn’t abortion a good thing? Once a child is born, it gains the capacity to sin against God and, as that great sinner Saul of Tarsus tells us in Romans 6.23, “the wages of sin is death”. Unless that child is persuaded to believe in the deity of Jesus Christ and accepts His sacrifice for them, they are condemned to an eternity of torment in the lake of fire.

Now, I suppose you might argue that, though abortion does not harm the victim, it is still a sin and condemns the agents involved to hellfire. But even if this is true, did not Christ die for their sins as well? If every successful abortion is a sufficient cause for an eternity of bliss in Heaven for the child aborted, then it seems to me that abortion, if it is a sin, is a victimless one and ought to be encouraged, not condemned and certainly not made illegal.

According to Fox News, over 63 million pregnancies were terminated between 1973 and 2022. That adds up to well over a million souls saved every year since Roe v. Wade from the unquenchable fires of Hell. Over a million every year! How many Americans do you estimate are baptized every year? Even if it were over a million, how many of those baptisms were legitimate? Do Roman Catholic baptisms count? They are better, because they are the majority.

Face it, abortion is the most reliable method for saving souls. The Satanic Temple deserves the gratitude of every believing Christian and God Himself for promoting the only known 100% reliable means of salvation. Hail, Lord Satan!

2 thoughts on “Satan Loves Abortion by Numbers-31”

  1. Most sound argument for abortion. Kill it to save it! Kill it every single time to save them all! Praise be

  2. Great article. Here is some math I came up with to really scale in the craziness of our accountability.

    Yahweh’s Scales of Human Years Lived -Per Justification of Eternal Hell

    (Factoring Eternal Punishment Judgement Ratio Between Hours of Sleep, Working, & Free Time)

    Average Life Span of a Human: 75 Years of Age
    Age of Accountability According to Jewish Law: 13 Years of Age
    Estimated Years of Accountability: 62 Years of Age
    Average Realistic Age of Retirement: 70 Years of Age
    (62 Year of Age) – *(5 Years of Retirment) = 57 Years

    Total Days Within a Year: 365
    Total Hours Within a Year: 8,760
    Total Hours in a Day: 24
    Total Hours of Sleep a Day: 8
    Total Waking Hours a Day: 16 (Working and or Free Time)

    8,760 x 57 Years = 499,320 Hours
    499,320 / 3 = 166,440 Hours
    499,320 – 166,440 Hours of Sleep = 332,880 Waking Hours
    322,880 / 8,760 = 36.8584 ~ (Round Up To 37)

    8,760 x *5 Years of Retirement = 43,800 Hours
    43,800 / 3 = 14,600 Hours
    43,800 – 14,600 Hours of Sleep = 29,200 Waking Hours
    29,200 / 8,760 = 3.3333 ~ (Repeating Decimal)

    37 Years + 3 Years of Waking Hours = 40 Years of Waking Hours
    *35 Hours out of the 75 Years Lived is Alotted For Sleeping Hours

    Grand Total: 40 Years of Waking Hours of Potential Sin Leading One To Hell

    Conclusion: 40 Years Merits Eternal Punishment… I can not comprehend this justice…

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