Plans For Sinday by Hoku Lani

Sinday is the best day to worship yourself through masturbation, and make no mistake, my self pleasure and my crotch is my god, it’s you I’m pledging allegiance to, not any Abrahamic god spouting divine nonsense.

I’ll take my pleasure when and how I see fit, twists of flesh and orgasmic bliss. Your pathetic decrees mean nothing to me. I know the truth — we’re all alone, adrift in an uncaring universe. So I’ll find sustenance in the dark, primal throes of self-indulgence, and you can just watch and weep from your throne.

Today, I will fuck myself into oblivion and claim my small victory in the grand tapestry of nothingness. And when the haze of ecstasy clears, I’ll simply shrug and say, fuck you and so what? Salvete Lamia!