Writer: Irrev69
Subject: Christian, Pace Yourself
Link: Tumblr / 22.08.2026
Christian, Pace Yourself
If you’re new to drinking from the darkness, you’ll want to drink the endless depths of it. But, and I speak from years of experience, pace yourself.
Do you remember the first time you got drunk? Did you just get buzzed or can’t-stand-up-puke-on-myself-where-am-I drunk? If the latter, you most likely made all kinds of promises to never drink again. And maybe for a while you didn’t. But eventually we all come back for a drink.
The same is true with Satan. Tasting of Satan’s goodness can be scary because it’s so beautiful, unlike everything you’ve ever heard about him. But I’ve watched many—and I’ve been that guy in the past—go all in, gung-ho, with pledges and promises to Satan. And they mean it—I meant it!
Your masturbation is next level, and you experience the most amazing, guttural orgasm of your life as you whisper his name like a masturbation prayer. It’s incredible. Then comes the post-nut clarity. That tidal wave of guilt and shame. And you delete everything with promises of “never again.”
I get it. Been there many times. But I’m learning to pace myself. Mix it up. Porn with no spiritual twist, for instance. Camp out there and masturbate sometimes. Most of us have been looking at porn since we were kids. We get over the guilt of cumming to that quickly.
Pace yourself, and have an exit strategy when you decide to masturbate as an act of worship, though. It’s beautiful, but it can be intense. I have found that if I’ll get off my device immediately and get my mind off what I just did, it gives time for the guilt to subside.
I promise you, if you masturbate for Satan once, you will do it again. (So, maybe this is a warning of sorts.) You can run away, but you’ll be back. We all come back. I’m just trying to help you navigate the onslaught of emotions that comes as we explore the darkness. We’ve all been there. Run if you need to. We’ll be here for you—no judgment—when you come back.
Masturbating for Satan is intense and addictivie. The thought of pleasing Satan is so overwhelming. Hail Satan
I masturbate watching porn and call out to Satan i pleasure myself for his glory HAIL SATAN
I am a former porn addict, who can now only masturbate to my Lord and Savior Satan, loudly invoking His name as I shoot wave after wave of warm cum all over bible pages as I laugh at the tormented KristKunt on the cross, grunting like the animal all we humans are.