Writer: Hoku Lani
Subject: Ass Wednesday & WTF is Lent
Link: Tumblr / 27.03.2026
Ass Wednesday & WTF is Lent
I decided to review my archive and combine some posts of yesteryear. Lent and Ashlyn Wednesday, fuck that made-up ritual and fuck Gawd as well as his son. Honestly, I don’t think there’s a point besides showing off to other people how “Good” a Christian you are. It is like the bastard son of Gawd died for all mankind, so you’re just giving up candy for forty days. Bragging about what you gave up for Lent doesn’t make it better. Me, I gave up organized religion indefinitely, so take that, you hypocrites.
Without boring you to death with the long history of this bull shit ritual, Ash Wednesday marks the first day of Lent. Here’s everything you should know about this important day in the Catholic Church.
- Step 1: Conduct an internet search for Inanna’s descent into the underworld.
- Step 2: Read about how she died, was placed on a cross and rose from the dead.
That’s correct, thousands of years before Christianity. That’s all you need to know about Lent and Ash Wednesday. As far as the exact rules and practices of Lent, those have changed over the years. In the early centuries, fasting rules were strict, as they still are in Eastern churches. Thankfully, the list of prohibited things that may be eaten excludes the following: cocks, pussy, tits, cum, urine and menstrual discharge.
One meal a day was allowed in the evening, and meat, fish, eggs, and butter were forbidden. The Eastern church also restricts the use of wine, oil and dairy products. In the West, these fasting rules have gradually been relaxed. The strict law of fasting among Roman Catholics was dispensed with during World War II, and only Ash Wednesday and Good Friday are now kept as Lenten fast days.
CONCLUSION
There is no mention of Ash Wednesday in the Bible. But there is a tradition of donning ashes as a sign of penitence that predates the bastard. In the Old Testament, Job repents “in dust and ashes.”
Others say the tradition of forty days of lent represent the forty days that Satan had fun with Jebus and showed him the pleasures of cocks and the joys of the perfect creation made in the image of Lilith, the Sucubus or known as a gurl, trans, ladyboi, etc. Take the next forty days and tempt all around you! Am I saying don’t honor As Wednesday? No, I encourage you to take some ash, make a cross on your cock, cunt or ass and for the next forty days, pleasure yourself and fuck all you can.
This is how to honor Lent. Salvete Lamia and Ave Santanas