Writer: Regis
Subject: Randi’s Outrageous Interview
Link: LS666 Email / 26.06.2025
Randi’s Outrageous Interview
This is a bizarre job interview! I had no idea an executive secretary had to be so broad-minded or be able to do so many physical things. I mean day one with the interview and tests was weird enough, but having made the cut, this second round is completely over the top! The other two girls have already done their thing, and as far as I know, they’re on their way home, because they didn’t come back here.
Mr. Rigidik said his new “Executive Assistant” has to have great fitness, endurance and a broad attitude to just about everything to succeed! This part is peculiar. It’s a nude chase! He told me to get naked, and the committee is getting into Robin Hood costumes! They just got out of safari outfits and put back on the rack some high-powered shotguns. I’ll have to run while they come after me! I’m a bit nervous about those high-tech compound bows on the veranda, and especially the killer-head arrows beside them! Maybe they don’t plan to just chase me, maybe they’re going to hunt me!
Now I have a better idea why, when they interviewed me, they all wanted to know what I thought about sport-killing of women, hanging and garrotting, chopping off heads, and even evisceration! Girl-gutting! I guess they need a girl who can hold down her biscuits listening to such questions because this stuff they asked about is gross, but to tell the truth, I hope you can keep a guilty secret! I’m ashamed to say that the killing stuff they brought up is also a bit stimulating, sexually, But only if you’re just watching it being done to a girl you don’t know, or maybe someone you trusted with a secret, like a best friend or something!
Now that I think of it, I’m thinking of a couple of girls I know I could get off on watching them getting it! I’m pretty sure I could masturbate while watching my older sister being belly-ripped and even disemboweled while she was being garrotted! What a rush! Anyway, I said in the interview that all those things would be cool! I mean I want this high-profile job that pays amazingly well! I’ve got the best body, a great ass and legs, and a gorgeous face, not to mention fabulous tits!! Did I mention I know how to fuck like a mink?
What scares me is that I think the chase will end with them shooting a bunch of killer arrows into me! What kind of interview is that? They probably just want to scare me to see how I’ll handle it, so I’ll play ball with them and run like hell through the woods! At least I won’t have to wear those ten-inch heels I had to wear for the stand-up test part of my interview. They just wanted to see how sexy my legs looked in them, and they must have been impressed because they made me take off those micro-panties they gave me, do lots of legs spread and high kick poses with my skirt hiked up, and take a lot of photos too!
Those tip-toe shoes were painful! I’ll be more comfortable being barefoot because it’s all soft soil. They said they need to see me up on tiptoes all the time when I’m barefoot too. Making me do this bare-naked is probably so they can get a better look at my sexy body in action. I wish there was some undergrowth in the woods for some cover! There will be no place to hide, so I’ll soon be dead meat if they use those bows and arrows on me! My God, this is the absolute shits!! How badly do I want this job, anyway? I’m not even sure there is a job because Mr. Rigidik had a hot-looking woman taking notes the whole time during the interview!