Feature Writer: Lucy Az
Feature Title: The perfect god has a redo
THE PERFECT GOD HAS A REDO?
God is transgender, makes man and woman who look like god.
So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
God forgot he was patriarchal, so now only creates man.
And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.
Again God changes his mind, and recreates woman after seeing Adam in beastiality, realize he fucked up.
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.2:21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
2:22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man