Writer: Baal666
Subject: The Two Shall Become One Flesh
Link: LS666 Comments / 12.06.2023
The Two Shall Become One Flesh
I found an old Bible last night while I was unpacking boxes and opened up to a passage marked from years ago and read it. It said …
“Do you not know that your bodies are members of Christ? Shall I then take away the members of Christ and make them members of a prostitute? May it never be! Or do you not know that the one who joins himself to a prostitute is one body with her? For He says, ‘The two shall become one flesh.’ But the one who joins himself to the Lord is one spirit with Him. Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man commits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body. Or do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit who is in you, whom you have from God, and that you are not your own? For you have been bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body.”
After I’d finished reading, I had an uncontrollable urge to urinate on the open book. I immediately gave into the urge, pulled my cock out, and relieved my rather full bladder right there on the pages. I then went and smoked several bowls of meth with the unmarried couple that lives next door and had a MMF three way (yes we are all bi).
I guess I just wanted to show “God” how much I value the price I was bought for and what a great big fuck I give about all of his commands. I’m actually gonna go see if my neighbors are around right now. Hail the true God, Satan! (And my apologies for posting that worthless, laughable passage, just wanted to make sure everyone had the context of what occurred).