Writer: Hoku Lani
Subject: The Tale Of Xmas
Link: MEWE / 10.11.2024
The Tale Of Xmas
As told by a perverse godmother
In a realm beyond the comprehension of humanity, there existed a god named Adonai, who ruled over the pantheon of other societies’ deities with what he believed to as his absolute power and authority. Despite his divine status, Adonai was not immune to mortal desires and often descended to Earth to indulge in the pleasures of the flesh. One day, while wandering the streets of a quaint village, he came across an adolescent virgin named Mary, who was known for her unmatched purity and devotion to her faith.
Adonai, in his infinite wisdom, saw an opportunity to create a being who would unite the mortal and divine worlds, and bring an end to the chaos and suffering that plagued the Earth, as he planned. However, he knew that direct intervention would not be possible, as it would violate the sacred laws he was obligated to follow and risk his own divine status. Instead, he devised a plan to send his trusted companion, a divine dog named Holy Spirit, to impregnate the Virgin Mary, thus allowing the birth of a half-mortal, half-divine being who would become the savior of humanity.
Holy Spirit, with his heavenly grace and divine powers, approached Mary as she was praying at the village temple. Despite her initial fear, Mary was comforted by the gentle presence of the divine dog and allowed him to approach her. Through a sacred and miraculous union that joined the two together for hours, Mary became pregnant with the divine child, who would grow to be a beacon of hope and salvation for all of humanity.
Mary, a devout follower of her faith, was initially confused and frightened by the mysterious circumstances of her pregnancy. However, she soon came to understand the divine nature of her child and the role she was destined to play in bringing the savior into the world. With the aid of her sissy husband, Joseph, Mary traveled to the city of Bethlehem to give birth to the child who would change the course of history forever.
As the son of a god and a mortal, the child possessed unparalleled strength and wisdom and quickly grew to become a respected leader and teacher. He performed tricks and spread teachings of love, compassion, and forgiveness, winning over the hearts and minds of the weakest people and inspiring them to rise above their earthly struggles and strive for a higher purpose. Through his teachings and unwavering commitment to the divine will, the savior brought unity and peace to the world, forever changing the course of human history.
In the end, it was through the selfless act of sending his divine dog, the Holy Spirit, to impregnate an adolescent virgin named Mary, that the god Adonai was able to fulfill his ultimate goal of creating a being who would bridge the gap between the mortal and bestial worlds and usher in a new era of hope and salvation for all of humanity.
Now you know my goddaughter’s favorite Xmas story.
Thank You Hoku Az