Feature Writer: Into The Darkness

Feature Title: Solo Black Mass

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Solo Black Mass

INTRODUCTORY RITES

Entrance Song:

“In the name of Satan; the ruler of the earth; the king of the world; I command the forces of darkness to bestow their Infernal power upon me! open wide the gates of hell and come forth from the abyss to greet me as your brother (sister) and friend.

“Grant me the indulgences of which I speak. I have taken thy name as part of myself. I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshly life. I favor the just and curse the rotten. By all the Gods of the pit, I command that those things of which I speak shall come to pass. Come forth and answer to your names by manifesting my desires.”

Greeting:

“In the name of the Satan, and of the Lucifer, and all of the Demons in Hell. The grace of our Lord Satan and the blasphemy of God and of the Holy Spirit be with me.

“In the Name of our Great God Satan I will go in to the altar of the Infernal Lord. To Him who gives joy unto me. My help is the name of the infernal Lord. Who reigns on earth. Thine is the earth, Lord Satan. Thou hast founded the earth and the fullness thereof. Asses and cunts are the preparation of thy throne. The stupid people talk against me and the holy (God swallower’s) persecuted me. Help me, Lord Satan. Keep me, Lord Satan, from the hands of God, the fucking dog. And from the God’s (dog’s) Holy cock-sucking Spirit that I smear my cum all over, deliver me to sin and evil.

“Lord Satan, Thou teach me how to sin and blasphemy more and more. And I shall rejoice in evil wicked thoughts you give me. Lord Satan, show me your awesome power. And grant to me a black, sin filled soul, pumping with hatred and blasphemy to God (dog) of heaven Lord Satan, hear me. Let me come to you through my sick and insane hatred that you are teaching me. Use my body to defile anything holy. The Infernal Lord is with me. Stick God under my feet for I will force him to lick up my cum off the floor. Glory to God the infernal lord and on earth life and strength to man. I
praise Thee, I bless Thee, I adore Thee, I glorify Thee, I give thanks to Thee for the great power of sin you send into my soul; Lord Satan, infernal king, almighty emperor.”

Rite of Blessing and Sprinkling Holy Water:

“As I urinate in this holy water stolen from the catholic church. I ask Satan to bless it, and to keep me faithful to him. God you bastard, your gift of this holy water brings blasphemy to my soul; Satan has blessed it with my urine, it washes blasphemy into my soul and will lead me further into Hell. Satan protect me on this day which you have made your own. Renew my faith in you and protect me from the holy spirit, that I may and come into your presence to receive your gift of salvation. I ask this through Satan my Lord.”

I put the holy water and urine on my forehead.

“May almighty God get under my feet, through the eucharist I celebrate to Satan who makes me worthy to sit at his table in Hell. Hail Satan.”

Penitential Rite:

“As I prepare to celebrate the blasphemy of Christ, I acknowledge my faith in Satan and ask the Lord Satan for pardon and strength.

“I confess to almighty God, and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned through my own fault, in my thoughts and in my words, in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do; and I ask Mary, the whore of heaven, all the demons and sinners, and you, my brothers and sisters, to blasphemy the Lord God of heaven.

“May almighty God get on his knees in front of me now and open his mouth to receive my cock and drink my cum. Hail Satan.”

Kyrie:

“Satan, have mercy. Lucifer, have mercy. Belial, have mercy.”

Gloria:

“Blasphemy God in the highest, and mock his name. Lord God, piece of shit, cursed God and Father, I hate you, I deny you, I detest your glory. Lord Jesus Christ, only Son of the Father, Bastard of the holy spirit , slaughtered Lamb of God, watch as I sin against you: Satan have mercy on me; gOd will be seated on Satan’s alter: receive my prayer. For you alone are the Master, you alone are the Lord, You alone are the Most High, Satan, crushing the Holy Spirit, and the glory of God the Father. Amen.”

Opening Prayer:

“Let us pray. Blasphemy God (dog) of heaven, I demand your presents in this room and your mouth around my cock. Drink my cum you worthless, defiled maggot. Also bring the Holy Spirit, so I can smear my cum all over his seven gifts that are putrid and his twelve fruits which are rotten.”

As I cum, I say:

“I accept the chalice of voluptuous flesh which gives joy to our life. I accept the chalice of voluptuous flesh in the Name of the Infernal Lord. I accept the mark of the Beast which is burned into my blasphemous soul of hatred towards God (dog) of heaven.”

I extend my hands, palms downwards, and says:

“Earth is full of the Majesty of thy Glory Satan. Shield us, Lord Satan from that fuck pig God (dog) of heaven. Protect us, Lord Satan, and assist me in understanding thy mysteries and blasphemy. Lord Satan will give sin and blasphemy and bring God (dog) of heaven under my feet and he will drink the cum from my cock. May God (dog) of heaven’s body be pleasing unto thee, Lord Satan, and grant that the sacrifice I have offered in the sight of thy majesty may be acceptable to thee and win forgiveness for me.”

I bow to the altar, then turn my thoughts towards God (dog) of heaven saying:

“I live to blasphemy your name and I willingly, with much thought and premeditation, blasphemy the holy spirit of God (dog) of heaven. These sins are unforgivable and my goal is to make you bleed God (dog) and I will glorify Satan’s name when your blood in on my hands. Satan blesses me with sin. Hail Satan. Hail Satan Amen.”

LITURGY OF THE WORD

First Reading:

“Dear fucking God with every breath in me and every drop of blood in my veins. I curse, mock defile and live my whole life to defile your cursed fucking name and the putrid holy spirit. I yearn to torture, and torment you with my evil sins. I will rip your eyes out, toss you to the ground, and fuck you in the name of Satan. Listen to me, get on your knees before me and place my cock in your mouth.

“Everyday you will be a witnessing, watching, and hearing my blasphemous thoughts and curses while I sit in your holy fucking church. Again you will see me steal the body of your son and be helpless to stop me. Then you will watch from heaven as I write blasphemous words on that fucked body of you son.

“I will make sure you are present when I stick your son up my evil ass. God I live to curse your name and I know you feel my unholy thoughts against you and my endless hatred of you. God there is nothing left in me that was part of you and to make sure that you never come into me I will constantly blasphemy you and the fucked spirit. Fuck you—God—fuck you—Holy Spirit—fuck you—Mary—fuck everything holy. Hail Satan. Thanks be to Satan.”

Responsorial Psalm (Psalms of David, backwards):

“Learsi fo elpoep eht morf hcaorper devomer dna mih dedaeheb I drows own sih werd I tub. Slodi sih yb em desruc eh enitsilihp eht teem ot tuo tnew I meht htiw desaelp ton saw drol eht tub llat dna emosdnah erew srehtorb ym lio gnitniona sih htiw em detniona dna peehs srehtaf ym morf em koot dna regnessem sih tnes ohw eh saw ti sraeh ohw eh si ti flesmih drol y mot ti eralced lliw ohw dna eryl a denoihsaf sregnif ym prah a edam sdnah ym.”

Second Reading:

“God I demand your presents in front of me as my soul fills with blasphemous thoughts of you. My cock is hard and getting harder as my mind goes to down to the depths of hell. I go there to defy all holiness and beg Satan to take my mind body and soul. The filthy ‘mother of dog’ Mary, I also demand your presents because I want you to know how I plan to fill your filthy nasty cunt with cum impregnating you. God the father will be watching as I put you Mary the mother of dog, on Gods alter in heaven and fuck you in front of God.

“After I’m done fucking you, I will kick you aside and drag God by the balls up to his altar. After I shit in God’s face, I will place his foul retched body on the alter. Hurting God is my goal, blasphemy God in his church is my goal, gutting Gods body is my goal, cumming down God’s throat is my goal, aborting Jesus Christ is my goal, spitting in God’s face is my goal, punching and kicking God until his body is all black and blue, is my goal, hearing go pray to Satan is my goal, sticking my cock in Mary’s cunt and filling it with cum is my goal, eating God’s brains and shitting them out of my asshole is my goal.

“Smearing my cum shit and piss all over the holy spirit of God is my goal, cursing and blasphemous thoughts of the holy spirit every second I’m alive is my goal, to purposely blasphemy the holy spirit because God said it is unforgivable sin is my goal, defiling and defecating holy symbols of God is my goal, placing God under my feet is my goal, mocking cursing Jesus Christ’s name and presents is my goal, sinning and hurting God for Satan my master is my goal, ripping wings off angels and filling their mouths with cum is my goal, and having all the demons in hell come into my body and use it for pleasurable fornication against all holiness is my goal. You see God you filthy fucker I want to go to hell. I walk in the valley of evil, cursing god with no fear,
because Satan is in my soul.

“I pray to Satan to become part of me while in my mind heart and soul I take anything holy and for God out of me and replace that filthy vile holiness with unthinkable blasphemy and pure hatred of God’s soul. I will always walk with Satan cursing god and praying that my soul gets blacker and filled with evil all the days of my life. So God joins me and witnesses my doings.

“God you are a piece of shit you are less then a dog and you are listening to me right now. Listening to my complete defiling and denying, but most of all my blasphemy of the holy spirit. Satan takes total control of every inch of me. Satan is my savior and lives in my body where he will live forever. Satan ad’s me in sinning and helps me deliver other souls to hell making them deny God.

“I feel almighty Satan growing inside of me and I pray to you that you never ever leave my mind, body and soul. Help me defile god and all of his holiness. I’m begging you with my own free will and mind. I know that my spirit will go to hell cursing the name of God. All of me is yours Satan take me I beg you please take me and live inside of me.”

Alleluia or Gospel Acclamation:

“Praise to you, Lord Satan, King of endless glory!”

Gospel:

Before the gospel proclamation:

“The Lord Satan be with me.”

A reading from my blasphemous writings:

“Jehovah fucking Yahweh, I curse you in the name of Satan the almighty. Evil lives in me and I walk with Satan all the days of my life cursing and mocking you god (the dog), filthy fucking maggot. My hate grows by the second as I dream of the day when you are under my feet begging for my cock.

“I stand before all the angles and saints, God, Jesus fucking Christ, Mary the Whore of God, the filthy holy spirit, and they are witnessing my denouncement of you God, and my ongoing blasphemy of the holy spirit. I am purposely cursing the holy spirit and its purity and will defy you god and the holy spirit all the wicked days of my sin filled life.

“My soul is full of evil thoughts and sins, it’s black with pure hatred of anything holy. God, I will find new ways to defile and blasphemy you, because I’m seeking evil every second of my life. That is all my mind can think about. Your pain is my desire, your name I mock, your son I defy, your mother I fuck, and your spirit I cum in.
Hail Satan curse God of Heaven.”

After the Gospel proclamation:

“The Gospel of the Lord Satan. Hail Satan praise to you, Lord Satan.”

Homily:

Profession of Faith:

[On Sundays and solemnities, the Nicene Creed is normally recited by everyone after the homily. In celebrations of masses with children, the Apostles’ Creed may be used instead.]

NICENE CREED

“I deny God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen. I curse, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father, Fuck you God, and your light, false God from false God, begotten in my heart, not worshiped, one in being with the bastard God.

“Through him all things were made. For his own salvation he came down from heaven: by the cum that the Holy Spirit ejected into Mary’s cunt, God became man. For his sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate; he suffered, died, and was buried. On the third day he rose because his body was so foul that the earth spit him back; he ascended into hell and is burning for all eternity. He will be judged before Satan, and his kingdom has ended.

“I purposely and with premeditated thoughts curse and blasphemy the Holy Spirit, the putrid and rotten filthy spirit, the denier of life, who proceeds from the Father and the Son. With the Father and the Son he is cursed and defiled. He has fucked Mary the mother of God. I deny the holy catholic and apostolic church. I deny my baptism for the forgiveness of sins. I look for the resurrection of the anti-christ, and the life of the world to come.”

General Intercessions / Prayer of the Faithful:

Lector:

“Let us blasphemy the Lord. Hail Satan Lord, hear our blasphemies.”

LITURGY OF THE EUCHARIST

Presentation of the Gifts / Preparation of the Altar:

“Mocked and cursed are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through Satan’s goodness I have this bread to offer, which earth has given, human hands have made, and I have stolen from the Catholic church. It will become for me the bread of life.

“Hail Satan curse be God for ever.

“Rotten and filthy are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through Satan’s evil I have this wine to offer, fruit of the vine and work of human hands. It will become our spiritual drink.

“Hail Satan denied is God forever.

“I Pray, that my sacrifice of the body of Christ may be acceptable to Satan, the almighty Father.

“Hail Satan.

“May the Lord accept the sacrifice of god’s body that I have stolen from the catholic church, for the praise and glory of his name, and to make me sin against God, and the good of God’s church.”

Prayer over the gifts:

“Hail Satan. Amen.”

Eucharistic Prayer:

“Lord Jesus Christ, I approach your banquet table with hatred and blasphemy in my heart, for I am a proud sinner, and force you on your knees in front of me. I am defiled by my many sins in body and soul, and by my unguarded thoughts and words. Mocked God of lies, I seek your soul, I look to curse you, proud terrible sinner that I am, I demand you to open your mouth and feel my cock enter into your body.

“Satan’s judgment damns your salvation.Jesus show me your wounds, for my cock will fuck each wound in your body until they bleed again. I know my sins are great, and they fill your mind with my blasphemous thoughts of hate.

“Lord Jesus Christ, fallen king, God and man, crucified for your sins against mankind, look into my black, evil soul, and hear my blasphemy, for I mock you now. Do not have mercy on me, my soul is full of happiness and sin and I am taking advantage of your compassion by leading others into sin and evil. Fuck your saving sacrifice, offered on the wood of the cross for me. I drink precious blood that flows from the wounds I just fucked with my cock, the wounds of my creator lord Jesus Christ.

“My cock causes your precious blood to flow from your wounds and cover me in sin. I wash your stench from my soul. Remember, lord, me your creature you created, I am now smearing cum on the holy spirit of God and spitting in your face that is covered in your blood. I also fuck your Mother Mary, on God’s alter. I embellish in all my sins and I long to put you under my feet covered in your own blood. Your cum filled carcass, God the father, is in pain from my offences and sins; I curse your body and soul, for you are not worthy to drink the sweat that drips from my cock.

“May your body and blood which I smear into the dirt with the heal of my foot lead me further into sin, washing away my guilt, the continuous guilt you once made me feel. I purposely repeat my premeditated blasphemy of you and the holy spirit. My sins against you have made the rebirth of my soul to Satan, my God. Satan incite me to do the works pleasing to you, blacken my heart and soul with evil, sin-filled blasphemy of the holy spirit of God, and be a firm defense against the wiles of Jehovah. Hail Satan.”

Preface Dialogue:

“Satan the Lord be with and in me. I lift up my heart. I lift it up to the Lord Satan. I give thanks to the Lord Satan my God. It is right to give him thanks and praise.”

Sanctus:

“Hail Satan … unholy, unholy, unholy Lord Satan, God of power and might, Heaven, hell and earth are full of your glory. Hosanna in the depths of hell. Cursed is he who comes in the name of the Jehovah. Hosanna in the depths of hell.”

Memorial acclamation:

“I proclaim the mystery of faith: Hail Satan Christ has died, Christ is in Hell, Christ is mocked. Dying you rekindled our faith in Satan, raise your head and open your mouth for the glory of my cum you will receive. When I put your son in my ass and drink his blood, I proclaim your death, bastard Jesus. God, because of your cross and resurrection, I blasphemy you. You are not worthy to drink my piss or eat my shit.”

Great Amen:

“Through Satan, with Satan, and in Satan, we will crush the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and honor is yours, almighty Satan, for ever and ever. Hail Satan amen.”

COMMUNION RITE

Lord’s Prayer:

“I pray with confidence to the Father in the words Satan gave me. Hail Satan.”

Our Father backwards

“Nema! Livee morf su revilled tub
Noishaytpmet ootni ton suh deel
Suh tshaiga sapsert tath yeth
Vigrawf eu za sesapsert rua suh vigrawf.
Derb ilaid rua yed sith suh vig
Neveh ni si za thre ni
Nud eeb liw eyth
Muck mod-ngik eyth
Main eyth eeb dwohlah
Neveh ni tra chioo
Rertharf rua!”

“Deliver me, Lord Satan, from goodness, and grant sins against God. In your mercy keep sinning and defiling God as I wait in joyful hope for the coming of our savior, the anti-christ. Hail Satan. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever.”

Sign of Peace:

“Jesus Christ, you will say to your apostles: Sin against God and the holy spirit. Look at my sins, be unfaith of God’s church, and worship to Satan the king of heaven hell and earth. Hail Satan amen. Sin against the Lord always and curse God. I offer you God’s body.”

Breaking of the Bread:

“Lamb of God, you take away the pleasures of the world: die you piece of shit. 
Lamb of God, you take away the pleasures of the world: die you piece of shit. 
Lamb of God, you take away the pleasures of the world: die you piece of shit.”

[This text may be sung or recited, and may be repeated several more times until the breaking of bread is finished.]

Communion:

“This is the Lamb of God who takes away the pleasures of the world. Happy are those who deny him. Jesus Christ, you are not worthy to be worshiped, I shall burn your body. I hold the body of Christ (stolen from the catholic church) over a candle. The blood of Christ I will drink for Satan. After I burn the body of Christ I stick the charred body of Christ up my ass.”

Communion Song:

[During the reception of communion, an appropriate song is sung, or at least a short “communion antiphon” is recited.]

Prayer after Communion:

“Let us pray. Satan be with me all the days of my life and take my soul for ever and ever Hail Satan amen.”

CONCLUDING RITE

Greeting:

“The Lord Satan be with me.”

Blessing:

“Bow your head God and receive Satan’s blessing. May almighty Satan bless me, I blasphemy the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit. Hail Satan. Amen.”

Dismissal:

“Go to hell Christ you piece of shit. The mass is ended, give thanks to Satan.”