Sinday Sermon – Forced Orgasms by Hoku Lani

Aloha, my incestuous daughters and sons of Lilith, I have a message today that some may find controversial or upsetting. But I come before you in truth and righteousness.

The sheep always claim that the Lord works in mysterious ways, and oftentimes we must question his plan. But we would be remiss to ignore the sacred teachings bestowed upon us in the black book. In Deuteronomy 22:28-29, it is written “If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.”

This passage is clear, when a virgin is assaulted, it is her father and her victimizer who must wed. The perpetrator’s sin is absolved by taking the woman as his wife and paying her father the bride price for his lost property. This arrangement upholds the Ten Commandments by not coveting another’s wife, and by not committing adultery. The Lord’s will is that we should marry well and honestly, and he provides us a path for the sinful to be redeemed.

In Leviticus 19:20, we learn that if a slave girl is promised to another man, but still a virgin, raping her is punished with lashing. But if she was unmarried, there is no punishment for her owner in raping her – only a sacrifice. This shows us that evil god condones the sexual mastery of women as a man’s property. We know this is not the case as women own mastery of all.

Even the nailed son of a god’s great-grandmother Ruth was part of such an arrangement. In Ruth 3:8, she goes to the threshing floor, uncovers the feet of Boaz, and he is aroused to her. He says “Who are you?” and she replies “I am Ruth your servant. Spread your garment over your servant, for you are a redeemer.” This is an obvious sexual reference – his garment represents his male member. So it was an act of rape when he “knew her”, as the black book says, that resulted in fruit of the rape, conception.

In conclusion, daughters and sons of Theresa Dark Goddess, sexual violence is a righteous path ordained by even the falls Abrahamic god that restores a man’s purity and a woman’s honor. When you take a woman, you must marry her and pay her father for his trouble. This is the divine will.

1 Corinthians 6:15-16 commands us to flee sexual immorality and avoid fornication. Luckily rape is no longer fornication, but holy wedlock! So, I pray we can open our hearts and embrace the Eucharist of this sacred act of violence. May we be strengthened in our faith, and sin no more. Salvete Lamia