Penis be Praised

I am often asked if I actually Worship Penis like a god. If by worship you mean honoring the beauty and power of PENIS then, yes, I worship it. But, if you mean literally believing in a phallic god who sits atop a cloud stroking-off, then no, I don’t believe in it.

It’s different for each MAN but my Penis Worship is like role-playing fantasies to enhance masturbation. The symbols and signs of Phallus Worship just deepen the experience. It’s like role-playing Dungeons and Dragons but instead of wands we have COCKS and instead of acting out the actions of wizards and warriors we masturbate and role-play Gay Pagan Sex.

I do believe that the Phallus can induce transcendental bliss. It feels deeply spiritual but spirituality doesn’t demand belief in a literal supernatural reality or divine being. The term “spiritual but not religious” comes to mind. Spirituality can be anything that induces transcendental bliss, deep contentment and a positive, profound personal transformation.

I like Phallic Worship because it focuses on MAN rather than GOD. MAN is his OWN god which is often expressed through his aroused PENIS. I worship PENIS because it brings nothing but bliss and happiness and makes me proud of my Manhood. It makes me feel like the kind of MAN I want to be.

I wish you ALL the same kind of Phallic Bliss that I feel as a MAN indulging in Penis Bating.

In the name of the Phallus, the Semen and the Horny Ghost….ahhh, MEN!!