So after months of pretending to be “straight” I witness Lucifer and Astaroth in action. It all starts with them sitting on a balcony, Astaroth is reclining looking up into the evening sky. Lucifer is seated next to him, looking over smugly. I am within Lucifer, watching the two and behaving as their “pet”.

Astaroth: *looking into the sky, humming to himself*

Lucifer: Oh god damn it…I can’t take it anymore, I’m tired of pretending to be straight. She isn’t a dumbass like the others. Come here you.

Astaroth: Hmm? -looks over at Lucifer who is ready to pounce*

Me: HAHA I KNEW IT, god you two are fucking ridiculous. Can I join?

Lucifer: -viciously wanks off Astaroth, before sucking him off-

Astaroth: Hmmmm?!

Lucifer: *muffled response*

Me: You two are at it like junkyard rabbits, my god!

Astaroth: -nervously claws my sides along with Lucifer-

Lucifer: Oh come on, you know you enjoy it.

Lucifer decides to possess my body and take charge. He is dominating the larger Astaroth who is wincing and taking in the pain. With the little control I have I use my astral body to finger Lucifer’s fine ass and bite Astaroth’s chest. It’s going quite well until we’re interrupted by my son, Ad.

Ad: OH MY GOD, MOM, DAD, UNCLE LUCIFER! I fucking knew it, you’re all pansexual.

Astaroth, Lucifer, Me: Oh shit….

Ad: I mean I already knew with Mom, that doesn’t bother me…but the two of you were trying to raise me STRAIGHT and all this time you’re fucking each other?! God, I hate you two. I’m going to fuck what I want and when I want.

Lucifer: *wipes cum from his mouth* Uhmmm..

Astaroth: -nervously looks over at me and Lucifer-