My Soul Belongs To Satan by Morezhail – Non-Fiction

I Sean of sound mind and of my own free will do hereby make known to the world that I am formally renouncing and denouncing the fucking, goddamn Holy Trinity in the name of my true master and creator, Lord Satan, ruler of the universe.

I furthermore break all ties and renounce my Christian baptism, communion and confirmation with that no good fucker Jesus Christ, cunt and loser. His psychotic father in that foul kingdom of heaven can rot in the nether world of darkness and abyss. The fucking piece of shit holy spirit can shrivel up and rot as well.

I therefore renounce the goddamn fucking holy spirit and curse it to the day I die. Holy Spirit can eat my shit and drink my piss. I’ll fucking corrode it with my demonic seed if I ever get the chance to fuck the shit. All of this said, I dedicate myself to serving the one true God, Almighty Satan.

As I rejoice to knowledge now that in the woman’s wound Satan planted his evil seed at the time of my conception. I embrace my coven with Lord Satan and look to the hour of my calling of damnation to join his demons in all eternity in the depths and darkness of hell. Ave Satanas!