Writer: Hoku Lani
Subject: Merry Fuckin’ Xmas
Link: Tumblr / 28.12.2024
Merry Fucin’ Xmas
It’s that time of the year. First I’d like to say I hate this fuckin’ Xmas!! People saying don’t drink, don’t eat this, don’t do that. Here is an idea, stop fucking breathing and do me and the world a favor. Merry funkin’ Xmas.
Why this Xmas rant? It’s because unless you live for yourself, and satisfy your desires, then you will remain unfulfilled and unhappy, just like a Christian. Let’s begin with the assumption that Jesus is not divine, not the son of god, and had no supernatural powers whatsoever. The question then becomes whether he was an actual person or whether his existence is entirely a myth.
Did a man named Yeshua ben Yousef live in Bethlehem during the first century of the Common Era? Did he preach, did he have disciples, and was he crucified? Putting aside the stories of the virgin birth, the miracles, and the resurrection, was there an actual historical Jesus?
Nope, no, and wake the hell up out of your self-induced ignorance. There are plenty of records available to us from the time of Jesus, but none of these records reference him. There is no record of his birth, no record of his trial, no record of his death—no record of any type. None of the writers and historians of his time wrote even a single word about him. There are no artifacts attesting to his existence — as a carpenter, he must have built or made something, and surely this would have been preserved by his followers.
According to the story, he, “Was bigger than Lady Gaga during his time on Earth.”
He had thousands of followers and was alienating the ruling powers among both the Jews and the Romans. Surely someone somewhere, for some reason, would have written something at the time about a person who had gained that much attention, celebrity, and notoriety. Yet we have nothing.
So this Xmas, take pleasure knowing that the Xmas story is as fake as a wife’s orgasm with her man, lol. Once more Fuck Xmas and stop pleasing others and please yourself. Salvete Lamia!