Maundy Thursday by Hoku Lani – Non-Fiction

Maundy Thursday

This is the day that the death cult remember the Last Supper, when the character Jesus gave his lovers bread and wine to establish the Eucharist, and washed their feet. The term “Maundy,” comes from the Latin word mandarin meaning command, and references the characters’ words to the disciples, “A new commandment I give to you, that you love one another: just as I have loved you, you also are to love one another.” Thus you now know why so many sex abuse incidents occur within the church.

The Mass of the Lord’s Supper, is when the foot-washing ceremony usually takes place. The practice has its roots in biblical passages describing Jesus satisfying his foot fetish by washing his disciples’ feet. This was performed by the soon to be nailed to the cross, on his knees, at the feet of each lover. While licked and sucked the toes of one, another of the twelve pumped their seed in his ass. This way he took twelve loads as his mother, watched approvingly.

Fact check — none of these twelve lovers wrote anything to the contrary for at least seventy years.