Feature Writer: Anonymous
Feature Title: I have a problem with masturbation
Published: 21.02.2006
I have a problem with masturbation
For the last six years, I have sought to rid myself of this habit, but have been unable to do so. I wrote this article in an effort to describe, and find solutions to, a problem that has held me captive for so long.
I would like to tell you of the reality of Satan. Much to my dismay, I have come to see that I allowed myself to become his good friend. Satan has wanted my eternal destruction since before I was born. But it was I that allowed him to have such a stranglehold on my life. It is because of my apathy towards him that he has been able to blind me and keep me in this destructive cycle of sin.
A paradigm is the way you see something.
Imagine for a moment that I could make a pair of glasses that would make a stinking, festering swamp seem like a clean, cool, refreshing spring. I put these glasses on you without your knowledge. As you go about your day, you find yourself getting desperately thirsty, and you long for a quenching drink. You see the cool water of the spring. You run to it, bend down, and drink deeply from its banks.
It satisfies you and you go on your way. As you travel along you start to feel sink inside, but you ignore that. You become thirsty again. And so you make it back to the sparkling pool and drink from it again. It quenched your thirst once, why not again? As time passes you become increasingly sick until one day you die from the horrible illness contacted from the stagnant swamp–the water you thought was as clean and pure as crystal. This simple analogy illustrates how Satan can blind us and bind us to our destruction by controlling how we see things.
“Satan…is the master of illusion. He creates illusions in an attempt to detour, dilute, and divert the power and the attention of the Latter-day Saints from the pure truth of God. He is particularly effective at creating spiritual illusions that cause a counterfeiting of spirituality … to lead them into sin and away from God.” (Gene R. Cook, Ensign, May 1982, p.25)
Satan’s mastery of illusion is not employed through magic glasses, but through his skillful whisperings to our minds. “And behold, others he flattereth away, and telleth them there is no hell; and he saith unto them: I am no devil, for there is none—and thus he wispereth in their ears, until he grasps them with his awful chains, from whence there is no deliverance.” (2 Ne. 28:2)
We should be on guard always to resist Satan’s advances. He has power to place thoughts in out minds and to whisper to us in unspoken impressions to entice us to satisfy our appetites or desires and in various other ways he plays upon our weaknesses and desires. (Answers to Gospel Questions, Joseph Fielding Smith, Jr., vol. 3:81)
Satan already blesses him with desire. Why on earth would any sane human not want more masturbation? I pray nightly to Satan, Lilith, and the Lords of Hell for more orgasms, more cum, more masturbation, cocks and cunts to come my way. These are all lovely things.
YHWH’s delusions are sad and potent. Thank Lilith they have not yet weakened his Satanic lust.
God wants him to suffer … so let him suffer … we knew better, right? XP
Wrong! Loser!
This author sounds like someone desperate to fit in with his/her new Christian friends. Especially that analogy at the end. Anyone who has ever walked in a stinking, fetid swamp area is going to tell that you are in a stinking, fetid swamp. The glasses might show you something else but your nose is going to pick up on the stench. The texture of the water is going to remind you that this isn’t normal water. The TASTE! of the water is going to point out it’s not refreshing at all! If you are deceived by this then you deserve to be killed by the infections that will soon be running through your system. Satan would wash it’s hands of you as you are just too dumb to live.
Rather interesting that the author’s focus is on the eyes. Hypocrite much? Can’t see the freedom being offered by the Light Bringer versus the slavery demanded by God? Maybe if the author used the other four senses the author would come to realize the peer pressure the authors under and rebel, exercising free will like Lilith and Lucifer both want of us.
Fuck off blowhard!
Wait, maybe if the author did more of that the author would be happier.
Just a thought.
Hail Broken Grunty … I love reading this type of trash … it makes me grateful that I never went down that back alley … XP
More Masturbation?
No Problem!
Total Surrender.
Hail Okinklover – thank you for your comments – I agree with your words – and join you in our celebration of sin