I Believe In The Phallus – Non-Fiction

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Feature Title: I Believe In The Phallus /

I Believe In The Phallus

I believe in you, Divine Phallus, symbol of glory. My life has meaning since you taught me to worship you. You are the center of my body, of my life, my sexuality, and my spirituality. It is for you and about you that the world is united.

I believe in you, beautiful Phallus, in your strength and your power, in your ability to bring ecstasy, when being sucked, licked, suckled or masturbated, all together. You offer me the stiffness, beauty, the energy and your immaculate cum.

I believe in you, glorious Phallus. I can only pray to you, worship you, adore you as God. Bound together, you and the body, which supports you, make two. And you are stranger to the body, which is Priapus in the heavens.

I believe in the equality of all Phallus. black or white, young or old, large or small without discrimination.

I believe in sexual energy, fundamental and omnipresent. It is created by masturbating, which captures, channels and concentrates it. It is abundant in the Sacrament; present in urine, and lives in our Phallus.

I believe that Masturbation is the Creator. Far from sin, it is a act of grace, a liberator. It is a sexual act rich full and complete like sucking. I promote and practice it either alone or in communion, with devotion.

I believe in the importance of consecrating myself to Priapus. It is the best way to transcend my sexual drive. I believe and adhere to this Temple and more for I participate in prayers, in services and rituals of my religion.

I believe that masturbating with fervor and piety. It is my way of praying and god loves to be glorified. In order to ponder and pray better, I masturbate and cum. I often carry a phallic and spiritual symbol.

I believe in you, god of Phallus and Truth, Divine Priapus. I introduce myself, my Phallus is offered; it is this that is most precious. Guide our habits, occupy our Phallus so that I can sap the sexual energy in order to serve.

I believe in the sexual powers of our Temple, in these rituals, this service, these ceremonies, these words and gestures. They are not the signs of mistakes towards other religions. They are the universal symbols of respect, of devotion and of worship.

I believe in you, Oh Magnificent Phallus. Oh beautiful Phallus, Oh beautiful Image, Oh wondrous Phallus, Divine Bat, Oh beautiful stem, powerful Shaft.