Ezekiel 23:19-20 by Hoku Lani – Non-Fiction

Writer: Hoku Lani 

Subject: Ezekiel 23:19-20

Link: MEWE / 29.10.2021

Ezekiel 23:19-20

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

I know many who follow my posts, may find it strange that I still reflect on some of the passages and verses. This remains my single most favorite two verses in the book.

I have been thinking and reflecting on this and decided to conduct some additional research and share the results. I have spent literally several days reviewing video footage of horse and donkey emissions and size. I believe I have a responsibility to provide you with accurate information and as such, I am prepared to spend months on end researching if horse emissions are larger than that of a donkey or which has better genitals.

At face value I believe this woman in the passage knew what she wanted. It’s a good teachable moment for this reason too: the bible doesn’t sugarcoat. It doesn’t apologize for the way it portrays women. According to many teachings in the evil book, a woman is about as equal to either a dog or swine.

THE ABRAHAMIC EXPLANATION

Israel is portrayed in the prophetic image as one of two sisters, Oholibah, the other being Oholah. In the bible, these two were depicted as betrothed to Yahweh and unfaithful to him. A common theme in the throughout these stories is the faithless desire of Yahweh’s ’s bride to return to Egypt where they were enslaved and where Yahweh had warned them never to return under any circumstance.

The lewd image here is meant to be striking and to promote disgust at the lust of the Israel after the ways of their slavery in Egypt, as though Egypt had been the abusive lover of her adulterous youth. Yahweh’s judgment is that Egypt, “her lovers,” along with Assyria and Babylon, will turn against her. She will turn to them for support, and they will crush and oppress her as part of Yahweh ’s judgment for their rebellion against him.

MY EXPLANATION

There are some that suspect that men in Egypt were running around with donkey sized cocks and balls between their legs, as a result of some collateral effect from one of Yahweh’s plagues during the time of Exodus. Think of it as if similar to what happened to the folks in Chernobyl. I blame Chernobyl on Yahweh, as it is the sort of thing he apparently enjoys doing, he punished Communist children by giving them extra appendages and nipples on their thumbs because their parents used nuclear devices without his blessing.

Just like the children at Chernobyl, Lilith and Lucifer elevated them to a higher degree of sexuality, as a demonstration of their love and suffering they endured at Yahweh’s actions. I mean who wouldn’t love a cock on their hand or extra nipples? It was the same in Egypt, I suppose. Yahweh fucked things up and Lilith needed to make things correct. What better way than to increase genital size, thereby increasing vast quantities of emissions. More cum and huge cocks, makes great joy and Lust for any of the end users.

BONUS CONTENT FROM RESEARCH

I came across sever articles regarding donkey genitalia. In the northern Colombian town of Cartagena, adolescent boys are having regular sex with donkeys. This tradition is widely known and accepted in parts of Colombia as a rite of passage for many boys to become men. Fathers will often take their young boys out to teach them how to have intercourse with the farm animals. Once these young men get a taste of intercourse with donkeys it appears hard to give up. Many cases have been reported of married men repeatedly cheating on their wives with donkeys well into adulthood. The practice itself is believed by colombians to benefit the boys a great deal by giving them a means to practice having sex and better prepare them to please their future wives. As Colombia is an extremely catholic nation, pre or extramarital sex is extremely frowned upon. So using Donkey’s is just a surprising loophole for horny youth. They also believe that having sex with donkeys will make their penises bigger as well as prevent them from becoming homosexual.

What exactly do you think the mothers of Cartagena do with their adolescent daughters, while their husbands are teaching their sons the pleasures of donkey sex, hmmm? I suspect they are discovering and assessing the emissions of horses.