Crucifixion Day by Mick

Writer: Mick

Subject: Crucifixion Day

Link: LS666 Email / 20.05.2024

Crucifixion Day

Jesus is dying on the fucking cross.

A sixteen-year-old hooker, drunk on wine and sex props a ladder up the cross and starts climbing. She’s wearing just a band of filthy cotton around her waist and the crowd can see up the skirt — threads of jizz hang, sway, then cling to her thighs — her tits are bared and glistening with jizz from punters she’s been sucking and fucking with. She yanks Jesus’ loincloth down and wipes her jizz-filthy tits on his cock.

Jesus looks down.

“I forgive you, my child, what are you doing?” he says.

“Making you cum in front of hundreds of people,” she says, “Watch me.”

She slides down a bit and starts licking the dangling shaft of his meaty cock.

“Mmmmm, Jesus, are you enjoying my slutty mouth? You got a nice cock, ever used it for anything except pissing? You can piss now if you like, right into my slutty mouth?”

She takes his cock in her hand and lifts it to sniff at the head.

“You’re too fucking clean for my tastes,” she says.

She draws back the foreskin back and slowly licks around the head, the cock is fattening and lengthening. Some of the crowd is crying while watching. Some of the crowd are fondling each other’s genitals while watching. At the base of the cross, soldiers are taking it in turns to rape the Blessed Virgin Mary.

“Hey Jesus!” one of them shouts.

“Your Mama, ain’t no fucking Virgin no more!”

Another one shouts

“Hey Jesus! Yer, Daddy, or should I say, foster Daddy. Ain’t no virgin no more either!”

Joseph is being held down by a soldier while another is raping his asshole. Jesus is looking down on the girl, her mouth is full of his righteous cock and she’s wanking it. Her spare hand is busy between her legs, frigging her filthy split-peach with her teenage fingers. Jesus’ body starts jerking. The girl takes his cock out of her mouth and lets the not-so-holy-now Jesus’ jizz spurt and spurt onto her grinning face.

“Sorry, Mr. Jesus,” she says.

“I think we just fucked up your big day.”

You got yer righteous cock sucked … You ejaculated, you righteous fucker! You watched yer blessed mother get raped. Watched yer Dad get raped up his ass. Oh! And look! Mummy’s getting it up the ass now too! And yer going to fucking die! Oh! What a day you’re having, you sad fucker!

THE END

6 thoughts on “Crucifixion Day by Mick”

  1. Hail Mick!

    Tatiana and I fucking loved your god-damned hot story; the god-damned messiah is fucking dead, good fucking bye cock-sucker!

    What do you think the fucking bastard christ was doing with his ass-fucking apostles? Giving them the god-damned good oral news!

  2. This short but profound insight into the life of Jesus Christ and into the fates of his companions is very valuable to us all as a individuals and as a society. We must know what sort of whore was the supposed mother of the man referred to as Jesus Christ, what sort of men his apostles were, and most importantly who the real man Jesus was. Every time a Christian is praying to their saint of the trinity head of choice we know that what the believer really needs is a sober blowjob of the mind from the real master, Satan. The truth i splain in our minds no matter how much we may cover our behaviors and our urges by our external piety. Knowing that Jesus was the same type of fallen man with insatiable sexual desires, and that his mother and companions were similarly passionate people, the more we connect with the truth and the reality.

  3. Mmmm what a fun little story and if only we could have witnessed such a thing for real. Blasphemy is so exciting and to pervert and corrupt the story that xtian hold so close and dear is just a wonderful way to say Fuck You to xtianity, their worthless “god” and “savior”, and the whole idea that such bullshit holds any special power. The only true god of this world is Satan and so to mock the lies and bullshit of the false and worthless bastard faggot on the stick and his whore mother, etc. is such a wonderful thing!

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