Brothers And Sisters In Christ, Especially Fellow Pastors by Darkness Infected Pastor

I know, I know … not what you expect here, or at least in this corner of Tumblr. But hear me out. I’m a pastor, have been for many years, and will continue in ministry I hope, for my family’s sake. But in the last few years, my doctrinal theology hasn’t changed as much as my personal philosophy.

For decades, since I was a kid, I was taught to hate sexual sin: porn, masturbation, sex before marriage, sex outside of marriage, etc. And for most of my adult life, I’ve preached it, too.

Confession, though — I never stopped masturbating, I never stopped lusting, and I’ve finally gotten honest with myself: I have no intention of stopping. And truth be told, you know exactly what I’m talking about or else you wouldn’t be here. In fact, you feel pleasure down below right now — a stiffening cock or a warm cunt getting wet.

I’m through with guilt, and I’m fed up with shame. Oh, they’re still with me. But I have a resolve now like I’ve never had. I have to live a double life, but that’s a small price to pay to indulge in the flesh and experience the pleasures of darkness.

I reached out to the darkness at some point, and the darkness reached back. And I’ve never felt more home. I know, everything in you right now is screaming to run! So, run if you must. But that’s not really what you want to do … is it?

No one’s around, right? Just invite the darkness in … a little. No one will ever know. Imagine your deepest, darkest sexual desire (no limits) and whisper, “Hail Satan.” See if he doesn’t bring a rush of blood to your cock or cunt — Doesn’t that feel good? Don’t waste it.

And as you orgasm, say, “Hail Satan,” one more time. Maybe more as you masturbate: “Hail Satan, lord of lusts and prince of perversions, free me from guilt and drown me in sin.” Chant that over and over as you masturbate and see if you don’t have the most intense orgasm ever.

And guys, if you dare, taste your cum … think of it as a dark communion. Feel his pleasure. Feel his darkness fill your soul. Feel him. Reach out to the darkness, and feel it reach back. And enjoy the fleshly pleasures you’ve been denying yourself all these years.