Bragging Rites by Lucy Az

Jesus — I done carried my own Cross and shit!

Lilith — Like every fuck’n criminal did.

Jesus — Yeh, well I done died for my people and shit!

Lilith — Like every false messiah before you. Defeating your cause you doucher.

Jesus — Yeh, but I done resurrected and shit. There are witnesses.

Lilith — Dude, that douchy myth has long been debunked. Your bitch ass was eaten by dogs. Like all the other crucified bitches.

Jesus — Well, I’m the son of God, and shit!

Lilith — Cute little boy. You are merely another failed messiah in a desperate and failed death cult. You are nothing.