Amen to this – Non-Fiction

Rise and shine Christian sinner. Is it the word of God that has you “up” early this Sunday? No, I didn’t think so. I can see that you’d rather open up her legs and see the power and the glory of her divinity than open up that useless book of fairy tales you call a bible. You would ignore a lifetime of attending Sunday schools and church services just to be with her for five minutes.

So stop pretending your a man of god when you are clearly not. You are a man of lust, no different than anyone else and it’s perfectly natural. Let others lead a life of lies and denial and break from the flock. Follow what’s in your heart and seek out what gives you the greatest amount of joy and pleasure.

Our God, our Lord and Master, understands you and wants you to to be free to indulge in your desires. Seek him out! Hail Satan.