A Blasphemous Poem – Non-Fiction

Writer: Deargod

Subject: A Blasphemous Poem

Link: Religious Fetish / 06.03.2021

A Blasphemous Poem

In my youth I was a good Catholic kid,
yet I had a naughty secret that I hid!
It may have seemed as if I were devout,
I’ve been an altar boy and a Boy Scout!

Every night I would piously pray
until I realized that I was gay!
As my young body entered puberty
it demanded more sexual liberty!

On many nights I had the same dream
where I filled a boy with my cream!
I came to realize that a man’s bum
was where I desired to store my cum!

I could not stand going to church,
into a man’s ass I wanted to lurch!
There was no fun to be had at Mass,
when I desired to ram a man’s ass!

Going to mass felt like such a slog
while I often felt horny like a dog!
How I’d impale another boy’s behind
was the only thing I had on my mind!

I found Sunday mass sermons so boring
in a couple of minutes I’d be snoring!
I’d much rather participate in an orgy
than listen to the ramblings of clergy!

Every morning I’d play with my wood,
how was it sinful if it felt so good?
I felt so tired of feeling oppressed,
my lust could no longer be repressed!

I could not stop playing with my cock,
as I prayed it was as hard as a rock!
Oh, how much I loved touching my meat,
instead of praying my dick I’ll beat!

For touching myself gave me pleasure
my penis became my greatest treasure!
Every time my long member would rise
it felt as if I had went to paradise!

My penis wished to release its seed,
it soon became my most urgent need!
As I engaged in a perverse pursuit
I stained the pants of my tracksuit!

As I became obsessed with masturbation
I prayed to be rid of this temptation!
From God I didn’t hear a single sound
as in my pants erotic pleasure I found!

I was promised some wine and bread
yet all I got was existential dread!
No longer will I pretend to be coy
as I finally saw through God’s ploy!

To my prayers God wouldn’t ever reply,
so with his demands I couldn’t comply!
Another deity soon called out my name,
my own phallus told me Jesus was lame!

I cared little for God’s dumb plans
while I was busy caressing my glans!
It felt as if I were a proper Pagan
when I worshiped my throbbing organ!

My sexuality demanded it be freed,
with men my penis wanted to breed!
My penis was possessed by Priapus,
as it sought to penetrate an anus!

As I desired homosexual intercourse,
my thoughts grew far more perverse!
Between my thighs raged a hot fire,
I could no longer contain my desire!

My dick was bright like a spark,
it was a lighthouse in the dark!
My passion could not be stopped,
until my erect penis had popped!

In my loins I felt a sudden surge,
I could no longer contain my urge!
An erect phallus my hands gripped,
down the shaft my fingers slipped!

So very cheerfully I frolicked,
as my penis I zealously jerked!
My entire body started to spasm,
I experienced an intense orgasm!

Not once did I hear Yahweh’s voice,
I knew I would soon make my choice!
Never again shall I be God’s pawn,
I will dispose of my unborn spawn!

As I celebrated a sexual Eucharist,
I noticed that I didn’t need Christ!
With my member’s every single burst
greatly grew my blasphemous thirst!

I got tired of listening to the priest,
a slave to a God that never did exist!
I could not listen to his inane drivel,
before Jesus no longer shall I grovel!

Little did I care for God’s wonders,
to me they all seemed like blunders!
For all my grief Jesus was to blame,
he’ll be burned by my lustful flame!

I felt that Jesus betrayed my trust,
so I surrendered my spirit to lust!
For I was commanded by my genitalia,
I could now indulge in bacchanalia!

By the Christian God I was betrayed,
no longer will his orders be obeyed!
I rejected his promise of salvation,
as I indulged in erotic celebration!

As I break every divine commandment,
I see no reason why I should repent!
Why would I want to become a saint?
I wish for men to consume my taint!

Never did I care about abstinence,
in my pants I found transcendence!
As I worshiped my throbbing idol
my hard cock spew sticky vitriol!

I could never live a life of celibacy,
for I desired to indulge in degeneracy!
As a boy I saw myself wearing cassocks,
now I only wish to penetrate buttocks!

I would no longer respect the Bible
because I realized it was a fable!
Why should anybody ever feel sorry
for disbelieving a children’s story?

I cared not for those accursed words
to me they were as useless as turds!
As I rejected all of Catholic dogma
it now seemed as worthless as smegma!

Homosexual sex seemed quite innocuous,
why wouldn’t I want to be promiscuous?
I don’t want to obey some dumb cleric,
it’s much better to live as a heretic!

As I came to terms that I was queer
I was now filled with sexual cheer!
Never before have I felt this free,
I will start a blasphemous jamboree!

I have officially made a decision
to abandon this wretched religion!
I have openly committed a schism,
in cum I will receive my baptism!

To the Christian God I will not submit,
this wicked religion I shall now quit!
A true God is a penis between my hands,
that my heart now finally understands!

This false religion is now forfeit,
as I had seen through God’s deceit!
Believing in his lies was a mistake
now that I realized Yahweh was fake!

Today I will forever renounce Jesus
as I swear allegiance to the Phallus!
Never could the false Christian God
compete with my meaty, throbbing rod!

I’ll throw off Christianity’s yoke,
the teachings of Jesus were a joke!
I proudly renounced my christening,
Pagan Gods I will now be following!

Never again will I bow before Jehovah,
Jesus Christ is no longer my Messiah!
Christianity shall be met with scorn,
the Catholic religion will be forlorn!

Before Jesus no longer will I ever bow,
to the Pagan Gods I shall swear my vow!
For this sin there could be no penance
to the phallus I pledged my allegiance!

In blasphemy I shall forever persist,
any repentance I will fiercely resist!
I rejected wicked Christian theology
to worship my phallus without apology!

No longer bound by God’s prohibitions
I quickly lost all of my inhibitions!
Now that everything seemed permitted,
unforgivable sin was to be committed!

I have fully forsaken Christianity,
now I could indulge in bestiality!
My depravity shall know no limits,
I will gladly eat forbidden fruits!

Only to my dick I will give thanks
as my hand enthusiastically wanks!
My palm will be baptized by semen,
to this I’ll resoundingly say Amen!

I was now freed from God’s poison,
so I chose to complete my treason!
To my erect penis I swore an oath,
masturbation shall now be Sabbath!

My loathing of Christ was so fervent,
it made my erection grow more potent!
By lust I was now completely crazed,
the Church of Christ shall be razed!

All of my doubts instantly vanished,
for Yahweh was now fully vanquished!
I was prepared to indulge in sodomy,
now I felt free to commit blasphemy!

As I shamelessly committed apostasy,
this act brought me endless ecstasy!
My soul can’t be saved by exorcism
after I have converted to Paganism!

As Jesus Christ I gleefully denounced
the false Christian God was trounced!
No longer trapped by Christian ethics,
I will now indulge in profane antics!

I rejected God with gleeful abandon,
worshiping Jesus was beyond reason!
Christianity was met with dismissal,
Jesus deserved a ruthless reprisal!

Why would anyone wish to be meek?
A phallus is what all should seek!
To my dick I swore undying fealty,
now Jesus will suffer my cruelty!

No longer will I bow before the cross,
for it was reduced to worthless dross!
Sacrilege soon became my aphrodisiac,
I was now a blasphemous nymphomaniac!

I’ll no longer obey Catholic doctrine,
the Bible I will toss into the latrine!
To my carnal desire there is no limit,
I shall gladly cover the Bible in spit!

I wished to indulge in Pagan idolatry
and perform blasphemy upon the rosary!
Jesus was now the target of my libido,
I will turn the crucifix into a dildo!

No longer will I be consumed by fear
for the end of my troubles draws near!
Today shall be Christianity’s rapture,
I’ll put Jesus Christ out to pasture!

My loathing of Christ was cemented
as the Christian faith I recanted!
Perhaps I’d retain some old habits,
truly Catholics bred like rabbits!

Obedience I could no longer feign,
it was time to end Christ’s reign!
Now that I know Jesus is malicious,
his punishment ought to be vicious!

The faith in me has so diminished,
forever shall it be extinguished!
Jesus was nothing but mere vermin,
his extermination will now begin!

To my member I sang blasphemous chants
as my hands raced down my pajama pants!
Mocking Christianity’s pathetic savior
I felt like a powerful heathen warrior!

A crucifix was affixed to the wall,
I dreamt about its impending fall!
In my pants woke up a hungry beast
and I was willing to let it feast!

On a fateful day I was home alone,
my penis needed something to bone!
Hastily I took off all my clothing
I’ll make the Crucifix a plaything!

No longer shall I be a pious prude,
I much preferred being in the nude!
As I hurriedly took off my pajamas
to my penis it felt like Christmas!

Very quickly I finished disrobing,
my dick was ready to begin probing!
A present of semen was to be given,
such sin couldn’t ever be forgiven!

Jesus, the Messiah of Christendom,
was no match for my sexual freedom!
Before Jesus my phallus I exposed,
the Christian King was now deposed!

I was no longer burdened by shame,
so my penis wanted to play a game!
I shall perpetrate sacrilege today,
with a crucifix my penis will play!

I stood before Jesus completely naked
as my fantasies grew even more wicked!
My lustful member is no longer hidden,
the vile Crucifix shall now be ridden!

Now at the mercy of a Pagan savage,
Jesus could not prevent my rampage!
As I desired to see him humiliated
a crucifix would now be desecrated!

Whatever my erect dick would demand
I accepted as if it were a command!
It wished to give Jesus a greeting
with the cross I arranged a meeting!

Towards the heavens my phallus rose,
soon it struck a most upright pose!
Before Jesus I let my member swing,
his punishment my penis shall bring!

My member gave the crucifix a salute,
for that’s what it wanted to pollute!
As I approached my cock’s erect tip
onto the cross I let my precum drip!

I have rejected Christian morality
and engaged in ultimate depravity!
Before Jesus I showed no penitence,
as I exacted my overdue vengeance!

Jesus only ever brought me grief,
now he shall witness my mischief!
Into his mouth my penis will slip,
Jesus shall get a taste of my tip!

How could some dead guy on a stick
compare to the majesty of my dick?
By my phallus Jesus shall be bred,
with my warm semen he will be fed!

I figured now I had a brand new toy
and that made me a happy little boy!
By my phallus Jesus shall be impaled,
once more to a cross he’ll be nailed!

He was greeted by my member’s muzzle
as it gave him a very tender nuzzle!
The penis in my hands felt very firm
I wanted to cover Jesus in my sperm!

Jesus Christ my penis shall bless,
the Son of God was truly hapless!
Upon him descended the Holy Ghost,
he drank from the tip of my post!

My dick was swinging like a pendulum,
Jesus Christ kissed my wet frenulum!
I made him give my erect dick a lick,
soon his cunt shall receive a prick!

As he sucked on my erect sapling,
Jesus Christ was now my suckling!
I slid my phallus across his maw,
at my smegma Jesus will now gnaw!

Christ’s awful lies left me incensed,
by my hot semen he shall be cleansed!
Jesus will get a mouthful of my pubes,
as his face with semen my penis lubes!

Because I was now so immensely aroused,
in semen the crucifix shall be doused!
The act of sacrilege gave me a thrill,
upon Jesus Christ I let my semen spill!

Before the crucifix I danced skyclad
for blasphemous desires drove me mad!
I will commence a sacrilegious ritual,
Jesus shall be fucked by a homosexual!

I became a staunch devotee of Dionysus,
Jesus shall be sodomized by an incubus!
Compared to Pagan Gods he was pathetic,
I was ashamed of ever being a Catholic!

Blasphemous acts stirred my loins,
Christ and I connected our groins!
Jesus was now my passionate lover
whom in my hot semen I will cover!

Yahweh was no match for my priapism,
his son became an object of onanism!
He seemed pathetic compared to Eros,
I will sacrifice Jesus to Cernunnos!

Jesus and I entered a carnal union,
as we celebrated a pagan Communion!
His suffering will only be resumed
as our lustful wedlock is consumed!

Over Christ my erect penis towered,
with my hot semen he’ll be showered!
As my erect dick fucks the crucifix
to a new cross Jesus I shall affix!

I shall fuck Jesus like an animal
he can’t resist an urge so primal!
I shall mount Jesus like a horse,
he will be raped without remorse!

I shall hoist Jesus upon a pillar
and sacrifice him before my altar!
From my phallus semen will spring,
Christ shall get to feel my sting!

Soon he shall witness the Nativity
as I give birth to a true Divinity!
Upon Jesus descends my benediction,
he’ll be blessed by my ejaculation!

I will accomplish a blasphemous feat
as I breed Jesus like a dog in heat!
I will split him in half like a twig,
after I rape Jesus like a horny pig!

Now that my body was completely bare
it was time to mount him like a mare!
I bred with him like an aroused colt
a burst of semen flashed like a bolt!

With Jesus Christ I shall now fuck,
I’ll breed him like a rutting buck!
As I humped him like a horny goat
I could not help myself but gloat!

To my debauchery God shall be witness,
this is one sin I will gladly confess!
My member is on display for all to see
as I am fucking Jesus Christ with glee!

As God witnessed my phallic majesty
Jesus was now engaging in pederasty!
I was far too young to be an adult,
yet still I mocked God’s dumb cult!

Towards the heavens my dick will soar,
I will fuck Jesus Christ like a boar!
With my dick Jesus Christ I sodomized,
by my warm semen he was now baptized!

By my phallus Jesus was penetrated,
never before have I felt so elated!
I loudly shouted an ecstatic hurrah,
Jesus was now a denizen of Gomorrah!

The crucifix my erect penis pressed,
by my genitalia Christ was caressed!
Between my legs Jesus was squished,
I heartily laughed as he anguished!

This crucifix was totally decimated,
with Jesus Christ I lustfully mated!
I will rape his ass without consent,
Jesus shall be fucked by my serpent!

I mounted Jesus Christ like a heifer
a relentless fucking he shall suffer!
I was now riding him like a stallion,
Jesus was raped by a lustful hellion!

As I penetrated my pathetic foe
I felt like a deer fucking a doe!
Christ was raped by a horny stag,
on my erect dick Jesus will gag!

The crucifix was my phallus humping,
loads of semen it shall be dumping!
A stiff wooden cross I was grinding,
Jesus Christ was my penis screwing!

I ploughed Christ like a field,
before my penis he would yield!
I gave my phallus a gentle pull,
soon I’ll cum like a horny bull!

With Jesus Christ I was now mating,
on his chest my penis was gyrating!
As I celebrated a profane sacrament
his bare chest received my ointment!

I shamelessly ridiculed the Trinity
as I performed a rite of fertility!
This orgasm confirmed my conversion,
it seemed like baptismal immersion!

As I hit Jesus with my loaded sling
it gave me that warm, fuzzy feeling!
My dick spat out semen like saliva,
I raped Jesus as if he had a vulva!

Upon the crucifix my seed was excreted,
the heathen rite of lust was completed!
I penetrated Jesus with an erect stake
as I gave my stiff member a firm shake!

I have rejected Christian morality
and engaged in ultimate depravity!
Before Jesus I showed no penitence,
as I exacted my overdue vengeance!

Before Jesus I exposed my shiny spear,
I thrust my blade in his exposed rear!
As he laid dying he was still taunted,
by my young steed he shall be mounted!

I will execute this pathetic dreg,
for mercy Jesus Christ shall beg!
He shall receive no such clemency
for I have abandoned all decency!

Even further from God I would stray
for Jesus I will now brutally flay!
I could hear Jesus Christ screaming,
with happiness was my face beaming!

So much pleasure I shall derive
from skinning Jesus Christ alive!
Jesus Christ impotently squealed,
for his fate was finally sealed!

I knew Jesus could perform no miracle
that would save him from this debacle!
I joyfully let out an exuberant shout
for Jesus suffered a humiliating rout!

Jesus Christ I vehemently deplored,
by my erect penis he will be gored!
I masturbated as he writhed in pain,
of this fucker nothing shall remain!

As Jesus was subjected to my jeering
at his pain I was gleefully sneering!
I left Jesus Christ a pathetic wreck,
the Son of God was always such dreck!

Jesus Christ once more I crucified,
his divinity was decisively denied!
As I penetrated Jesus with my arrow,
I received much joy from his sorrow!

Christ was once again made a martyr,
Jesus was raped by a lustful satyr!
By a Pagan deity Jesus was violated,
his guts my erect dick eviscerated!

His crucifixion was truly in vain,
by my erect dick he will be slain!
Jesus Christ is no longer my lord,
I executed him with a meaty sword!

I brandished my sharp, trusty knife,
a triumphant phallus ended his life!
Now that Jesus was finally deceased,
his campaign of evil forever ceased!

With an erect dick I slayed a dragon,
he was no match for my deadly weapon!
Above him stood a naked Pagan knight,
Jesus could never withstand my might!

Now that Jesus I had finally killed,
with my cum his body will be filled!
I started fucking Jesus like a slut
upon his carcass I would bust a nut!

By my dick Christ’s belly was cut,
I stuck my cock deep into his gut!
As into his rectum my cock drilled
in my warm semen Jesus was grilled!

Christ’s guts was my penis churning,
inside of him my member was turning!
On my dick he was now spit roasted,
by my warm semen Jesus was toasted!

Even if his wounds still seemed fresh,
I thrust my sword deep into his flesh!
Jesus was anointed with my secretion,
my semen shall herald God’s deletion!

I sodomized Christ’s mangled carcass,
Jesus I painted white like a canvass!
As our two nude bodies firmly huddled
beneath my bare feet warm cum puddled!

As Jesus fell victim of my ravage,
my penis inflicted so much damage!
Not even Yahweh’s power could heal
the punishment from such an ordeal!

A new adversary would Jesus soon meet,
I will crush him under my socked feet!
As Jesus endured a relentless mocking,
my own semen drenched my wet stocking!

Christianity is a bunch of crock,
Jesus shall squeal under my sock!
A crucifix were my soles stomping,
on it my socked feet were romping!

Jesus was left a humiliated loser,
he’ll meet the sole of my slipper!
As Jesus choked beneath my sandal,
I was now a godless, Pagan vandal!

Jesus languished under my Birkenstocks,
Catholics were now mere laughingstocks!
Their dear Christ now bashfully hides
beneath the soles of my sandal slides!

After Jesus got a taste of my pole
I’ll make him explore another hole!
My feces will become his new friend,
into my asshole Jesus shall ascend!

His frail body was left emaciated,
by my phallus was Jesus castrated!
Following my triumphant copulation,
he will be subjected to defecation!

He drank my cum like sacramental wine,
now from my butthole Jesus shall dine!
We shall continue engaging in coitus,
for Jesus will now perform anilingus!

The crucifix felt really quite slim,
so Jesus could easily access my rim!
My rectum shall become Christ’s home,
there he’ll feel like a Pope in Rome!

No longer would I be Christ’s slave,
it was time to bury him in a grave!
Jesus Christ entered my anal cavity,
a fitting temple for a false deity!

I introduced Jesus to a new master,
Jesus was devoured by my sphincter!
He was stripped of all his dignity,
Jesus now rested in my anal cavity!

I turned Jesus into an anal pilgrim,
a fitting end for an eternal victim!
As the crucifix touched my prostate
Jesus became a slave of an apostate!

My face will no longer have a frown
after I give Jesus a deserving crown!
Between my buttocks Christ I rammed,
with the crucifix was my anus jammed!

As I placed Jesus in my anal entrance
I could finally feel Christ’s presence!
Fervently I hated that fucking bastard,
my fresh diarrhea shall be his reward!

Christ’s head entered my anal orifice
and turned it into a Communion chalice!
Oh, my bowels so ecstatically reveled,
a load of feces they promptly expelled!

Even though I made such a huge mess
I could only feel enormous happiness!
The crucifix now lodged in my rectum
as if it entered a temple’s sanctum!

The crucifix was left to collapse
as I showered it with my prolapse!
The stench of shit was so rancid
Christ’s dead body turned putrid!

From my anus the Crucifix plopped,
on the floor it instantly dropped!
I got rid of the repulsive cadaver
yet my fun was still far from over!

I had decided what I would do next
it was time to defile a holy text!
I grabbed a Bible I would destroy,
it would bring my penis great joy!

It seemed silly that this bauble
could ever cause me much trouble!
The Bible was a pathetic trinket,
by my semen it shall be made wet!

The Bible was a liar’s cheap trick,
on its pages my phallus I’ll flick!
Jesus can’t save himself with magic
as I defile his most precious relic!

My face retained a mischievous grin
as I gently pulled back my foreskin!
I soiled the Bible with warm juice
which sprung from under my prepuce!

As a sacrifice to the Golden calf
this Bible shall be split in half!
With my seed its pages were caked,
in my hot cum the Bible was baked!

The Bible was struck by my dart,
I tore that fucking thing apart!
My semen rendered it unreadable,
its annihilation was delectable!

By my erect penis the Bible is torn,
between my thighs a new God is born!
I’ll proudly announce my Revelation
as I worship the God of fornication!

The New Testament incurred my wrath,
in my semen I gave the Bible a bath!
My erection struck it with such rage
it ripped right trough a soaked page!

A few pages spoke of a Resurrection,
those were no match for my erection!
My semen rewrote the Book of Genesis,
in the beginning there was the Penis!

As my penis jizzed on the Gospel
it cut through it like a scalpel!
My erect dick I excitedly shaked,
the entire book was in cum caked!

The Bible smeared with holy fluid,
it was defiled by a heathen druid!
With each and every passing thrust
my penis turned the book into dust!

Even though I desired a man’s embrace,
I shall also make Mary Full of Grace!
In the hallway I had placed her icon,
I will defile it as if I were a demon!

My semen should never go to waste,
perhaps I shall give Mary a taste?
I shall mark this accursed wench,
she shall bear my semen’s stench!

For I have dedicated my soul to sin,
I’ll defile the image of the Virgin!
My dick felt eager to fuck this cow,
her cunt it wanted to joyfully plow!

A true God ascended to his throne,
now he shall rape this evil crone!
Virgin Mary was now his concubine,
her cunt will be my dick’s shrine!

I’ll impregnate the God’s own mother
and conceive Jesus a new baby brother!
There can be no immaculate conception
after my member’s forceful reception!

Unless Mary was as barren as a tomb,
my sticky semen shall fill her womb!
With my phallus her icon I painted
by my cum it would soon be tainted!

My dick gave Mary a powerful shunt
before it jizzed inside of her cunt!
I felt as if I had raped this skank,
my semen sprayed on a wooden plank!

Fuck this useless, wretched hag,
her image I’ll use as a cum rag!
Mary shall once more give birth,
as she receives my dick’s girth!

My mighty erection suddenly erupted
the icon was now forever corrupted!
It seemed like the face of this sow
was now as white as untouched snow!

With my semen Mary was inseminated,
her icon was profanely contaminated!
Upon Mary’s face my warm cum rained,
with my jizz her image was stained!

I made short work of this prostitute
as I raped her like a heathen brute!
I aborted many of my unborn children,
before I saw if her womb was barren!

After our sex her defective fetus
was flushed out of Mary’s uterus!
Jesus Christ was finally aborted,
my own semen will now be inserted!

She was now pregnant with my offspring,
our son shall reign as a heathen king!
My own child I would gleefully molest,
for there is nothing wrong with incest!

To Virgin Mary I said my goodbye,
her icon did my sticky semen dye!
As my dick released a pale stream
Mary bathed in its lustrous gleam!

There was no end to this torment,
like a condom her image was spent!
I continued to rape her some more,
there is no mercy for this whore!

I pondered the ways how I’d ditch
the icon of this disgusting bitch!
Under my feet lays her final fate,
as my sandals stomp her with hate!

I wished to cover the Virgin in crud
so I threw her image into sticky mud!
In my sandals on her icon I trampled,
Mary’s image became totally crumpled!

After I tossed it to the ground,
my sandaled feet began to pound!
As semen from my phallus gushed
under my soles Mary was crushed!

Mary’s image into dirt was discarded,
on her face my slide sandals paraded!
From my heart Mary was now banished,
her hideous face my feet demolished!

On Mary were sandaled feet marching,
her face were muddy soles touching!
The accursed Virgin stood no chance,
on her icon my sandals shall dance!

Icons of Mary and Jesus I’ll collect,
for their demise I shall soon select!
Upon their impeding doom I pondered,
how to best destroy them I wondered!

An end to these idols was proposed,
in a nasty way they’ll be disposed!
I shall throw away what I disdain
ensuring that none of them remain!

It was time for the final torture,
they shall forever rest in manure!
Shortly all these idols will drown
in a deep and rancid lake of brown!

I shall drown Jesus Christ in scat,
that is most appropriate for a rat!
Jesus can now be a Messiah to hogs
as they feed him their smelly logs!

I shall go to my barn’s manure pit,
these idols will be buried in shit!
I stepped barefoot into fecal muck
so that my sandals don’t get stuck!

In excrement Jesus Christ will boil,
far is the end of his horrific toil!
I felt a familiar warmth in my junk,
into manure these icons I will dunk!

These idols will quickly decompose,
in manure they will lie in repose!
Here they shall all stay forgotten,
until they become entirely rotten!

I contemplated their future woes
as in manure I sank my bare toes!
By feces Jesus will be swallowed
as barefoot in manure I wallowed!

Into manure the crucifix was flung
it shall now drown in animal dung!
I grew tired of God’s wicked lies,
Jesus can now preach to some flies!

Jesus shall now serve as an apostle,
for he was born to serve my cattle!
The Lamb of God now has a new flock,
he’ll be shat upon by my livestock!

The fate of these idols looked grim,
in animal feces they’ll take a swim!
I also tossed in the New Testament,
the Holy Bible dumped in excrement!

To these idols I gave my farewell,
now they shall all go back to hell!
As they disappeared in the slurry
my phallus ejected one last flurry!

Jesus Christ is now maggot fodder,
upon him I shall empty my bladder!
He was reduced to rotten pig slop
as I watered his body like a crop!

Those false idols won’t be missed,
upon their graves I happily pissed!
Now that I was completely relieved,
this child won’t ever be deceived!