Believe Satan I believe in the Holy God, the Lord God Satan, the creator and giver of life.

I acknowledge that in all the Universe there is nothing as beautiful and perfect as Satan.

I come into your Holy presence and bow before your Magnificent Satanic Splendor.

I open my heart and I ask that you come into my life and be my Lord and Master.

(From this day forward I renounce the God of the Bible and I worship only you, for you are the one true god.)

I accept you into my heart as my Lord and Savior.

(In Satan I am a new creation, born again, not of corruptible seed, but of the incorruptible seed of Satan.)

I open my soul and humbly receive the Sacred Satanic Seed into my mouth.

I open my soul and humbly receive the Sacred Satanic Seed into my ass.

(From this day forward I am free from the bondage of guilt and shame, for there is nothing)

I may do in dedication to the glory of Satan that is forbidden.

(All that I am and all that I have I offer as gifts given freely to You.)

(Accept my body and my soul a living sacrifice for Your glory.)

(You are my life-source, and I am your sacrifice. Consume my every thought. Fuel my every desire.)

(Create in me a Satanic-mind, that my thoughts may be of You and only You.)

I give all my love to You, for there is no other God worthy of my love.

I devote my life to You, for there is no other God worthy of my life.

I worship You with all my heart and soul, for there is no other God worthy of my worship.

I lift my voice in praise to You, for there is no other God worthy of my praise.

I offer my body a living sacrifice for your glory, for there is no other God worthy of my sacrificial offering.

I surrender my eternal soul to You, for there is no other God worthy of my soul.

(This is, and will forever be, my eternal covenant. I will bow down and worship no other God but Satan.)

Praise Satan. Hail Satan.