Writer: German Bitch
Subject: Be Grateful For Porn
Link: Tumblr / 26.08.2026
Be Grateful For Porn
Porn is the greatest gift any god has ever given to humanity. Rejoice and be grateful that you can enjoy porn every day — and, thanks to the internet, wherever and whenever you want. Lord Satan didn’t invent porn for himself, but for us humans, and he has continued to refine it over the centuries; today, porn has something to offer for nearly every perversion. Porn is from God for you and me. Glory to Lucifer-Satan — he who was, who is, and who always will be. Fuck Jesus — Hail Lucifer-Satan. Ave!