Writer: LuciferianOracle
Subject: Thanks, Bitch!
Link: Tumblr / 27.03.2026
Thanks, Bitch!
I was delirious yesterday after doing intense readings all day. The spirits were especially chatty, and it drained me like a Capri Sun. But, I did my nightly reading with Lucifer in the Discord, where he wrote what felt like novels, so I had no brain cells left by 9 pm CST.
After the reading, I very sleepily said, “Thanks, My Lord,” and he answered, “Don’t… Call me that.” Because he only wants me to call him that in rituals and things, he spent a long time conditioning me away from calling him “My Lord”.
So, my brain tried to figure out what the opposite of My Lord would be, to correct this. I said with full seriousness and a confidence I could never replicate again, “Thanks, Bitch.” And just paused a moment, and went, “Oh my God.” We devolved into hysterics, and I’m taking a day off from deity readings today. RIP to me. Thanks, bitch.