Writer: Lightning-Wyvern
Subject: The Eleven Satanic Rules & The Nine Satanic Sins
Link: Tumblr / 27.02.2025
Author’s Notes: Satanism Bitch — okay, so since people seem to think its okay to bully someone for having any different belief or trait in 2025 for some reason, this is what actual satanism is.
The Eleven Satanic Rules
- do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- when in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there.
- if a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy.
- do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- do not take that which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
- acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. if you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- do not harm young children.
- do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
The Nine Satanic Sins
- the cardinal sin of satanism is stupidity. (quit voting for expensive eggs)
- the second is pretentiousness.
- the third sin is solipsism. (narcissistic bitches ain’t allowed)
- the fourth sin is self-deceit.
- the fifth sin is herd conformity. (quit voting for expensive eggs)
- the sixth sin is lack of perspective.
- the seventh sin is forgetfulness of past orthodoxies.
- the eighth sin is counterproductive pride. (quit voting for expensive eggs)
- the ninth sin is lack of aesthetics. (no fucking clean girls)
While I do not disagree with the 11 Satanic Rules and the 9 Satanic sins, it is claimed they are what “actual Satanism” is. In fact these were created by Anton LaVey. To say they are “actual Satanism” is a stretch. They are what Anton Levay felt was “actual Satanism”. LaVey was a founder of the Church of Satan and founder of LaVeyan Satanism. He was not a theistic Satanist. I wasnt to be clear, I do not disagree with these rules and sins or the post. As a theistic Satanist, I do disagree with claiming they are “actual Satanism”.