Writer: Unknown
Subject: HIS WIFE’S NEW PENIS 1
Synoposis: NSFW — He wished his wife had more libido, and his wish was granted
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His Wife’s New Penis 1
Larry stares longingly, slumps his shoulders, and releases a heavy sigh. He just left his psychologist’s office and fears he is wasting his time and money.
“Sweetie, sweetie, where you goin’ so fast?” drawls the receptionist through a thick Creole accent. She is plump with lavender eyeshadow and long fake gold earrings dangling down her cherubic cheeks. “I heard. I heard. Help you, I can. Call this.” Her fat fingers scribble down a barely legible phone number.
#
Larry rubs at his wife’s shoulders, only for her to lean further forward. Her fingers swipe furiously, skipping through streaming TikTok videos. He thinks she is going to brush him off again.
“Sorry, babe, not tonight,” his wife says.
He was right. Last Wednesday, it was a year since his wife friend-zoned him. She never had any sex drive.
“Maybe we could just get in the bed and see where things go. It wouldn’t hurt to try?”
“Babe, I’m exhausted. Y’know, I had a long day at work. I’m just not in the mood for something like that.”
She never was.
#
Larry retreats onto the deck of his back patio with a handle of whiskey. He sets down a glass tumbler and glugs out smokey amber. The surface of the glass ripples as he stares down into it, and he sighs. His throat feels thick, and he hesitates. He wonders if this is the rest of his life. It took him over a decade to attract a woman like Nikki, and not long after, he was sexless as he had been single. Divorce had crossed his mind before, but he doubted that it would do much to improve his situation.
His hand reaches to retrieve his cellphone from his jeans pocket, and a crumbled piece of paper tumbles. He squints, grabs the paper, crinkles it, parts his lips, and looks at the phone number. Surely, this is some scam. He begins to crumple it up before hesitating. What if it isn’t?
#
Larry shivers inside his thick coat. He can see his breath outside the dilapidated liquor store near his neighborhood. Crickets buzz in the surrounding bushy trees. The store’s neon violet sign washes the area he stands in a purple glow.
A white towncar with gold trimmings and tinted windows revs up to him before the engine dies. The door swings open, and out steps, a dark-skinned man dressed in a black and florescent green striped dress shirt, bright green suspenders patterned with skulls holding up black slacks, no jacket, white sunglasses, and a black top hat. He has a short, scruffy gray beard wrapped around the bottom of his face.
Several young dark women dressed in nightclub attire gossip and giggle inside the car’s white leather interior.
Larry understands now. “I’m sorry. I see I made a huge mistake here!”
“No mistake, no mistake!” the man insists through a thick Creole accent.
“I’m sorry, I don’t cavort with prostitutes. It’s too awkward. Besides, I’m a married man.”
The man chuckles and shakes his head. “I’m no pimp!” he says. “I help you. Come on, trust me.” He holds up a small baggy of leafy greens.
I blink and tilt my head. “Marihuana?” I ask.
#
Larry sits outside on his backyard patio, staring at the table before him. The whiskey bottle sits on one side, and on the other, a baggie of green marihuana. He hesitates and parts his lips. He hadn’t smoked weed since he was in college. Maybe it wouldn’t hurt to change things up tonight. It might be another way of numbing himself, but at least it was a new way.
He wraps the greens tightly in paper before igniting the stick with a hissing cooking blow torch. He tugs on the stick, inhales, and coughs—a familiar high spreads over him as he relaxes into his patio chair. He feels very… tired.
Larry blinks. He doesn’t recall weed ever making him tired before. It is late, though.
#
“I just feel like getting laid is a need, not a want,” Larry explains. “I get it. She doesn’t have that urge. But it’s like I’m starving here, you know? Ideally, we’d both have a high libido. I’d rather she want to fuck me than do it out of some sense of marital obligation.”
Larry feels high as a kite.
The psychologist across the table from him nods. It’s too dark for Larry to see his face, but from the shadow he casts, he appears to have horns on his head. He wonders why he never noticed before.
“This will be taken care of,” the shrink promises.
#
Larry wakes up with a bulging case of morning wood. He pulls his hard cock from his boxers and strokes it with his right hand. He sees his wife next to him in a nightgown. She’s still asleep. He considers rubbing one out to her body while she lays. He doubts she’d wake up and catch him. He’d rather jerk to his sleeping wife than to porn.
Carefully, Larry peels the comforter off of his body and then his wife.
Larry blinks, parts his lips, and tilts his head.
Something hard sticks out from the bottom of his wife’s flesh-covered nightgown.
Slowly he peels back the silky material revealing a large erect penis and wrinkly testicles between his wife’s leg where her vagina once was.
Larry gasps, grows pale, shivers in cold sweat, and feels bristling hairs on his neck.
Nikki yawns and stretches her arms. “Babe, you’re not getting handsy again, are you?” she complains with a sigh. Her eyes open, peer down the bed, focus on her penis, blink, and she screams.
#
Nikki clacks at her keyboard and once again feels the boner raging underneath her skirt. She feels it’s so distracting. Is this what it’s like to be a man? How do they get any work done? The quickest the gynecologist could accommodate her was four weeks from now. She couldn’t wait that long.
Nikki sighs and shakes her head. She would have to suffer through it in the meantime.
#
Nikki shivers as she carefully closes the bathroom stall. She is alone in the room and has checked every stall to ensure. Her shaking hands unzip her Chanel purse and retrieve her pink-cased iPhone. Her long, white-tipped nails distend the volume until its speaker is silenced. She listens carefully, and the room is quiet.
She swallows as she types in the URL for pornhub. She had never voluntarily watched pornography before. As thumbnails full of nudity fill the phone’s screen, she feels a bit nauseous. The whole idea of pornography disgusted her. She swiped several times before something caught her eye. The actor appeared so large compared to the small actress. She clicks on the video.
As the scene plays out, she pulls down her panties, revealing her throbbing erection. She can’t believe her tight little pussy has been replaced with this veiny, distracting pole and wrinkly balls. Her nose writhes as her white-tipped nails wrap around its throbbing shaft.
The actor mounts the actress and begins to pound his cock inside of her petite body.
Nikki’s lips part as she strokes her hard penis. A moan escapes as her body shivers. She can’t stop herself from rubbing it.
She gasps, shoots out jets of warm cum on to bathroom tile, closes her eyes, moans, and shivers. “Holy shit,” she mutters.
#
“Where are you?” Larry asks.
“In the bedroom!”
Larry enters the bedroom, freezes, blinks, and parts his lips.
Nikki is dressed in red and black lingerie. It had been years since she last wore the outfit.
“Babe, I’m sorry we haven’t been more active in the bedroom. I want that to change.”
Larry looks at the large tent in his wife’s frilly panties and swallows hard.
“Don’t worry about that, babe. Here, let me take care of you.”
His wife guides him to the bed, sits him on its side, kneels before him, and wets her lips. Her dainty right hand, with its white colored tips, distends the zipper, and when his hard cock pops out, her eyes focus on it with laser precision as her mouth waters. “Oh babe, you’re so hard,” she says before stroking his throbbing penis with her moist right hand.
Larry gasps, spreads his legs, and relaxes atop the bed.
His wife seems mesmerized by his cock, and her left-hand cups his balls as she rubs it. She inhales before spitting a wet wad onto the shaft, which she quickly lubricates it with. “Your cock looks so delicious tonight,” she praises.
Larry blinks.
She closes her eyes, opens her mouth, engulfs her husband’s hard cock, and sucks on it.
Larry’s lips part and release a breathy moan. “My god, that feels so good,” he says.
His wife spits out the cock, strokes it with her hand, nods, smiles, and takes it back inside her mouth.
Larry notices his wife keeps shifting so that her left-hand rubs up against her groin. She makes it seem accidental, but he can tell she’s doing it deliberately.
Nikki releases the cock from her mouth, tongues his balls, laps them with her bumpy tongue, sucks on his wrinkled sac, and licks up his sweaty balls, up the veiny shaft, and laps up an oozy puddle of precum from the tip that sticks to the roof of her dirty mouth.
“Oh god!” Larry says before releasing a deep, shaky moan. “Watch out, babe, I can’t take much more.”
His wife’s eyes widen before a wicked grin crosses over her face. “It’s ok, babe,” she says. “I don’t mind it. Leave a nasty load inside my mouth. It’s ok. Consider it me fulfilling my wifely duties. Please, fill my mouth with your man cream.” She sucks on his cock hungrily.
Larry had never heard his wife talk dirty like this before or act anything but disgusted by his sticky semen. The thought sent a shiver down his spine, which caused his body to erupt into shakes before a potent orgasm washed over him, resulting in him ejaculating an enormous load into his wife’s wet mouth.
“Oh my god,” she says, revealing her mouth is filled with white gooey cum; she plays with it with her bumpy tongue and swallows the load dramatically.
Gulp!
His wife touches her hard penis with her left hand.
“Do you need me…”
“No!” she interrupts. “It’s gross, don’t worry about it. I’ll take of it.”
His wife snatches a tissue from the box as she heads into the master bathroom and shuts the door behind her. Through its thin wood, Larry hears penis stroking and his wife grunting. He doesn’t recall her ever grunting like that before.
#
Larry showers the following day. Through the semi-transparent glass, he sees the vague outline of his wife entering the bathroom in a green robe.
The green robe falls to the ground.
His wife creaks open the shower door and joins him. They are both naked under the running water. “Hi, babe, you don’t mind if I join you?” she asks.
“It’s fine,” Larry says. He looks down, sees her throbbing erect cock, and clears his throat.
Nikki giggles. “Looks like I’m not the only one,” she says and gestures at her husband’s swollen prick.
Larry chuckles oddly, bites down on his lip, fidgets, and feels his neck hairs prickle like pine needles. He feels odd showering with someone with a hard penis, even if it happens to be his wife.
“Let me do your hair,” she offers before farting out a fat gooey load of white shampoo into the palm of her hand. Her long nails, with their white tips, rub at her husband’s scalp.
Larry notices as she rubs his hair; she keeps bumping her hard cock against his leg and thigh. At first, it appears accidental, but as she goes on, he feels it more and more like she is intentionally rubbing her boner against him.
“Uhm, babe?” he asks. “It keeps touching me.”
Nikki chuckles. “Oopsie, sorry babe!” she says. “I’m trying my best here. I’ll be more careful.”
Larry feels his wife’s hard penis caress against his thigh repeatedly. Eventually, his wife grips him with both hands, holds him still, humps his leg, and grinds her fat cock into her husband’s side. “What are you doing!?” he asks.
Nikki giggles, grabs her husband’s penis with her left hand, and rubs it up against her own hard cock with her long finger-nailed hand.
“Uhm, babe,” Larry says.
“It feels good, doesn’t it?” she says before purring.
“Yes, but… it’s weird.”
Nikki giggles, releases the cocks, and kneels.
The hot, humid bathroom air smells of sandalwood shampoo, and the air is flooded with the sounds of eager slurping, sucking, and pumping.
“Oh god,” Larry says with a moan.
“Babe, this time, I want you to shoot your big load right onto my face, ok?’
“Excuse me?” Larry asks. “You don’t think that’s a bit extreme?”
“It’ll be like in the porn videos. Sure, it’s kinda gross. But we’re in a shower, so it’ll be ok.”
“Since when do you watch porn?
Larry’s wife deepthroats his cock, causing him to moan and gasp.
“Ok, ok, get ready, I guess.”
Nikki kneels below his cock, closes her eyes, gasps, strokes her cock, and licks her lips.
Larry’s body quakes and tremors. He shoots a thick, creamy wad that coats his wife’s soft, smooth face.
“Oh god, yes,” Nikki says, opens her eyes, clears condensation from the shower door, and stares at her cum-coated reflection in the bathroom mirror. His wife strokes her hard penis, grunts, and ejaculates a thick load down the shower drain.
Larry watches, bites down on his lip, frowns, and clears his throat.
#
A few weeks later, Larry sits on his bed while his wife changes in the bathroom.
Nikki walks out wearing white lingerie. The top pushes her large breasts together, causing the cleavage to pop.
Larry’s mouth waters at the sight of his wife’s large breasts. “You look great,” he says.
His wife winks at him. “It even has a pouch for my big johnson,” she says, lifts the frilly skirt, and shows a thin piece of white silky material that strains against her long, throbbing penis. The thong-like bottom did not even conceal the wrinkled flesh of his wife’s sagging balls.
“Nice, huh?” she asks, wiggling her hips, and bouncing her penis around for him. “Do you like it?”
Larry stares at his wife’s penis and swallows hard.
“Babe, do you like the outfit?”
“Y-yes.”
She crawls onto the bed with him. “Tonight, I want you to pump me good,” she says. “It’s been so long since I’ve been pumped.
“But… how?” Larry asks.
Nikki shrugs. “We’ll just have to do it like gay guys do it.”
“Up the butt?”
“Yeah, why not? Might as well try it.”
His wife turns around, bends over, jiggles her ass cheeks, and retrieves something from the ground.
Larry’s mouth waters as he watches his wife’s ass jiggle. Maybe her idea is a good one.
Nikki stands holding a jumbo-sized transparent plastic container of lubricant.
“Jesus, babe. That’s a lot. Why’d you get so much?”
His wife shrugs. “I read this is what they use during porn shoots,” she says, unscrews the cap, and fills her right palm with the stuff. She climbs back onto the bed, pulls down her husband’s boxers with her left hand, lubes up Larry’s throbbing penis, and reaches behind her and greases her asshole using two fingers. “Since it’s our first time, I’ll ride on top. That’ll let me control the pace.”
Larry shrugs.
His wife pulls back the thin white thong backside, jiggles her curvy ass cheeks, bounces her breasts around, opens up her legs, spreads her tight asshole, and lowers herself onto her husband’s throbbing penis while facing him. As she mounts herself, her face pinches, and her two front teeth bite down on her lower lip. After some wiggling, she slides down her husband’s stiff pole, bounces her cock covered in the thin white silk, and releases a moan.
“Oh, wow,” Nikki says with a gasp. “It comes with a prostate too.”
“Is that good?” Larry asks.
“Very good,” his wife responds with a purr as she rides her husband’s dick while it impales her tight asshole. She bounces up and down on her husband, her breasts jiggling, her mouth smiling, gasping, and grunting. She then reaches behind her back, unclasps the white lingerie top, and frees her bouncy jiggly tits.
Larry reaches up and plays with his wife’s tits as she rides his hard penis.
His wife grabs his hands and places them on her hips. After a few bounces, she holds his hands and moves them to her thigh. This process continues until she places her husband’s hands so close to her groin that they’re almost touching her bobbing erection.
“Mmm, yes babe, this is so much better than getting my pussy fucked,” his wife says before releasing a long moan. “So many orgasms.” Her long white-tipped nails grab the silky material covering her cock, pull it aside, and reveal it to her husband, veiny and throbbing, leaking pre-cum from the engorged tip. “Stroke it, baby. Do it while I ride you. Grab my little handle and throttle it while I bounce.”
“I don’t…”
“Grab my dick!” his wife demands.
Larry does as she says, jerks off his wife’s penis, feels its warmth and sturdiness in his hand, squeezes its throbbing flesh, and strokes a smelly, sweaty penis while his wife bounces up and down on his own hard cock.
“Yes, babe, don’t stop! Stroke it until we both cum. Your dick feels so good inside my ass.”
His wife’s body tremors, her lips part, and she moans and closes her eyes.
Larry feels the warm penis jolt in his hand, shivers, and gasps.
Thick white jets of gooey com fly out of his wife’s throbbing penis, landing on his stomach, chest, and chin. When she dismounts him, more filth coats his body as his own warm cum drips out his wife’s gaping asshole onto his spent dick and pelvis.
#
Three weeks later, Larry sits inside his boss’s office.
“Thank you so much for the raise,” Larry says. “I’m sure my wife will be thrilled.”
“No need, you earned every penny of it,” Larry’s boss says. “Lately, you’ve been killing it. What’s you’re secret?”
Larry does not think his boss would believe it if he told him. Ever since his wife woke up with a penis and balls instead of a pussy, she has been sucking his cock and going for rides on him all the time. It was weird, but at least he was getting laid again.
#
Larry is home early from work, and something catches his eye as he walks from his car to the front door. From his angle, he couldn’t make it out, but it appeared to be some pornography playing on the family room television set.
Larry sneaks to the front right window and peers through the open window blinds.
His wife sits spread out on the family room sofa. She is wearing only a bra and jeans around her ankles. Her long-nailed hand grips her throbbing penis as she furiously beats her meat to the pornographic video.
The television depicts a scene of a woman aggressively getting double penetrated by two hulking muscular men.
His wife grunts loudly before a huge load ejects out of her large cock through several chunky jets that land on her bare stomach. She gasps, lets a relaxed smile spread over her face, stretches her arm, and reaches over the side of the sofa to pluck a tissue out of the box with her long fingernails. She stands, revealing a vibrating dildo inside of her gaping asshole.
THE END OF CHAPTER ONE