Do It! Go On Christian, You Know You Want A Taste by BlackDevil666999

Genesis 2:16-17

“You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

Fuck him and his idle threats. Why would you blindly put your faith in a god that doesn’t want you to seek out wisdom, truth, and understanding? The motivation behind such a ridiculous statement is crystal clear. He will not tolerate or permit anything that remotely poses a threat to his power and control.

Don’t be a lamb! Use your judgment and intellect and decide what’s in your best interests, not his. Life has enough hardships, so why compound the misery by denying yourself the guilty pleasure of tasting the sweetness of the so-called “Forbidden” fruit? I say better to live as a sinner than be a puppet on a string dancing at his whim.

Take control of your fate and seek out opportunities to disavow and disobey his meaningless drivel and dictatorial authority. Our Lord encourages you to seek out the temptation and take a bite. And don’t just eat the apple, eat the whole damn orchard! Hail Satan!