Thanks by Hoku Lani

Great Whore, Dark Goddess of Lust, I thank you for all your gifts of Lust, Wickedness and Perversions. You have given my body a purpose for life and have graciously sustained us to this day. Do not take your blessing from us. Preserve us from false teachings, that we may please you by corrupting all around us.

Show our love for your gift of freedom from social norms and abide in you by emulating your whoredom and not defile ourselves by entering into churches, synagogues, cathedrals, or mosques, unless it is to partake in blasphemous blessings of masturbation or sex, but hope and trust only in your crotch.