Feature Writer: Stories with Nebic
Feature Title: A Bad Day
Published: 30.12.2022 / Sinister Shorts – Issue#62
Story Codes: Erotic Horror
Synopsis: Twisted Tales for Depraved Deviants
A Bad Day
“I can’t believe how fuckin’ bad my luck is … I mean this is easily the worst day of my life, I should have known things between Marie and me were too good to be true.”
Followed by his friend, Kenny walked into the bedroom before slumping into his desk chair. Eyes red from crying, he now sat dejected as Sam chuckled at the suggestion, squeezing the growing bulge in his pants.
“I’m pretty sure I could make it worse,” chuckled Sam.
“Not a chance, dude.”
The two remained quiet for a moment, with only Kenny’s occasional sniffle to break the silence. Having walked in on his girlfriend and own father in bed together, Kenny’s heart had been understandably crushed, especially since he had been planning to marry her.
“Come on,” said Sam, his tone far more chipper, “You know what we did last time you had a bad day? How I tried making it worse, and by the end you and me … ya know.”
A slight smile appeared on Kenny’s face, and he nodded in understanding. Being such close friends, it wasn’t uncommon for them to engage in ridiculous games, banter or even semi-gay activities.
“Hey, by all means pile it on … at least one of us should enjoy it.”
Sam’s cock had gone from stiff to throbbing, still concerned for his friend’s mental health but more excited to please himself. Kenny was no stranger to Sam’s perverted moods either, often finding himself caught up in them, and the only way out being to help his friend reach a messy climax.
“Fuck … I can certainly make your day worse, dude, I’ve got a bunch of bad news and mean shit I can tell you.”
Sam was now openly stroking the bulge in his pants, his fingers squeezing the shaft up and down as a darkened wet spot formed at the tip. Despite the promise to make his day even worse, Kenny struggled to suppress his smile.
“Been saving it huh? What an awesome friend you are,” Kenny said, no longer able to hide his grin, “Go ahead, dude … but I don’t think you can do the damage dad did.”
“Mmm, okay you asked for it. No complaining though.”
Currently sitting at his desk but turned away from it, Kenny watched Sam unbutton his pants before stepping across the room, slowly lowering his zipper until standing in front of him, his hand inside his boxers and fishing for his cock.
“Gonna do it right in my face?”
“Hey, you said one of us should enjoy it right? This way I can make your day even worse, and show you how much it turns me on.”
“Damn, Sam,” Kenny muttered, watching his friend’s cock escape the boxers while bouncing and oozing slime. “Already pre-cumming?”
“Oh dude, I’m almost edging.”
“Damn … okay well let’s hear it.”
“Mmm, fuck, okay should I ease you into it or just drop a bomb?”
“Just blast me in the face, dude.”
Both friends now laughed at the phrasing of his words, so Sam stepped closer before swinging his dick at Kenny’s face. Leaning back allowed him to avoid being slapped, but instead was hit by strings of precum that slung free. Still laughing, Sam gave his cock several more strokes, the precum from his cock now wiggling back and forth like a plucked guitar string.
“Okay … in that case I want your eyes glued to my cock okay? I’ve been keeping this a secret for a while now, and I want you to see just how much it turns me on.”
“Heh, okay go for it.”
Taking his hands off, he let it bounce free while his friend’s eyes followed the drooling tip. The act alone was enough to turn them both on, but what came next would be even better.
“I’m the one who killed your dog.”
Kenny’s eyes widened as blood rushed to Sam’s cock, causing it to physically swell even larger. His cock head especially nearly doubled in size, if only for a moment before shrinking back to its standard size. There was no question, Sam was loving this. Kenny meanwhile was utterly stunned.
“Wait what?”
“Yep … I’m the one who ran him over, and swear I only cared for like two seconds before my cock took over.”
“Dude are you serious?”
“One hundred percent serious … and would you look at that … ” he chucked, pointing to the erection starting to swell in Kenny’s jeans, “Doesn’t it feel good to always get the short straw? To be a constant loser who can’t catch a break?”
Kenny didn’t answer, he just put his attention on Sam’s cock and how overwhelmingly excited it looked. Unaware of his own actions, he even began touching himself.
“So yeah I was driving to your place, and you know how I speed, so when I hit him there was just a loud thump, he didn’t yell or anything, just immediately fuckin’ dead.”
Kenny was clearly replaying the event in his mind, while Sam’s cock bounced and drooled in his face. Sam was all smiles, enjoying the moment as best he could.
“You know me though, I can’t let something that fucked up go to waste. So after I hit him, I noticed there was no one around, so I backed over him too.”
Kenny’s mouth opened in shock, which Sam quickly used to his advantage. Pushing his hips a little closer, his tip was able to touch and poke his friend’s lips, attaching strings of silvery precum.
“After backing over him, there was still nobody around, so I said fuck it and went for the gusto. I pulled my cock out, started jerking and drove around the block so I could run over him like six more times. Dude it was so fucking incredible, I was shocked no one else showed up, but that last time I ran over him I came so hard my cum hit the windshield. Hahahaha, it was fuckin’ awesome, dude, and that’s why I’ve been pushing you to get a new dog … because goddamn I wanna do that again, hahaha!”
“Fuck,” was all Kenny could say, his own cock now painfully rigid in his jeans.
“I guess you understand why it was all mangled now right? I got such a fuckin’ hard-on when you were asking how how the damage was so bad. And the day you buried him? I watched you from the window and jerked off three times into his food bowl.”
“Holy shit … dude that’s so fucked up.”
“Right? Huge loads though, I fuckin’ busted.”
Kenny felt speechless, unsure how to process what he had just learned. His friend hadn’t been lying, he had certainly made his day worse, what remained now was only how much worse it would get.
“Finding Marie fuckin’ your dad doesn’t seem so bad now, eh?”
Kenny tried to ignore his erection, but couldn’t resist giving it a quick squeeze. Shaking his head, he tried hard to formulate the precise words needed to adequately articulate his complex and conflicted emotional state. Sam was faster.
“Suck my dog killing cock, loser.”
“Sure.”
Leaning forward, Kenny found it much easier to give into his submissive defeated side than fight back. It never seemed to fail that no matter how hard he tried, whether at his job, his love life or at home, he was always on the losing team. Learning to embrace it however, had made things much easier.
“Mmm, just the tip … I don’t want to cum yet.”
Kenny nodded, licking off as much pre-cum as he could before swallowing it. The brief session only lasted a minute before Sam pulled it away, causing Kenny to lean further forward, and nuzzle his face against the hard wet dick.
“Easy now, I’m not done ruining your day.”
“Oh … right … fuck I can’t believe you- … fuck dude.”
“Heh, are you gonna thank me?”
Kenny squeezed his erection again, struggling to keep himself as level headed as possible. He was thankful to have such a good roommate, one who knew exactly how to cheer him up, however he couldn’t always agree with his methods, even if they left him dizzy and lustfully stupid.
“Uhm … we’ll see.”
“Playin’ hard ball huh? Fine by me … oh but since I’m getting to enjoy myself … after I cum, you don’t mind if I piss on you right?”
“ … I … I guess that’s fine … I don’t see how it could be worse than what you just told me.”
A rumble could be heard from Sam’s stomach, and after a moment he groaned, laughing awkwardly as he stroked his cock a little faster.
“Actually, I might do more than just piss on you … might turn your bad day into a really shitty one if you know what I mean.”
Kenny swallowed and said nothing, merely giving his cock another squeeze. Sam was known for pushing his limits, but this was by far the most he had ever done, which both worried and excited him.
“Back to making your day worse … so you’re upset because you found out your dad has been fuckin your girlfriend.”
Sam nodded, still staring at his friend’s cock.
“Okay so tell me what happened … really lay it out, I want to hear the dirty details.”
Moving a little closer, Sam went ahead and removed his pants and underwear completely, tossing them aside so he could lift a leg and put it on the chair’s armrest. Now with his drooling cock and swinging balls even more in Kenny’s face, he continued stroking and smiling down at him, waiting to hear what had happened.
“O-Oh … well okay … So I headed to my dad’s place to pick something up, right? And uh, well when I pulled in the driveway I noticed Marie’s car. I had mentioned to her that I needed to pick up the drill, so I thought maybe she stopped by without telling me.”
Sam gave his cock a few more strokes before grabbing its base and swinging it forward to slap Kenny’s forehead.
“Dumb, dumb, dumb … ” he chuckled with each meaty slap.
“Y-Yeah … so when I went inside, I could hear them … in the bedroom. So I uh, I headed down the hallway and looked in … “
Each stroke of Sam’s cock caused the tip to rub against Kenny’s nose or cheek. Clearly excited, he made sure to slow his pace to keep his orgasm in check, enjoying the distraction in his friend’s voice.
“Yeah? What did you see?”
“They … Dad was fucking her.”
“Duh, what position?
“Well … she was under him, and her legs were wrapped around his waist … so I guess missionary.”
“Kinda boring, could you see anything good though?”
Kenny swallowed, still squeezing his own erection.
“Kinda, I could see his asshole, balls and cock.”
“Ooh fuckin’ nice, dude … were they sweaty? Was his asshole shaved? Do you think she likes rimming him?”
“Fuck … uhh, I’m not sure … but they were both moaning really loudly, and uh … I just left after I heard dad say he was going to cum.”
“Oh shit, so they didn’t know you saw them … dude that’s perfect! That means they can keep fucking behind your back! Hell yeah man, next time try to record it for me.”
Kenny was nearly speechless, making small whimpers as another drop of pre-cum oozed from his friend’s cock. Sam was right, no one but them knew, so he might get another chance to catch them in the act, or possibly save his relationship.
“Shit … I guess that does make things a little better.”
“See? I told you I could make your day better … or worse … whatever I said.”
After a bit of laughter, Kenny swallowed again as his friend’s cock poked under his nose, giving him a whiff of it’s strong musk and odor. As if he needed more encouragement to please his friend, what Sam said next really strained his jeans.
“Think you could work your tongue under the foreskin and clean it for me? I mean you’d be getting a free meal out of it, you like cheese right? I mean after helping so much II think I deserve a nice cock cleaning.”
Kenny failed to hide his grin. “Dude, you killed my dog.”
Sam’s cock throbbed and he slapped Kenny’s face again. “Doing It made me bust a fat nut too …so you’re welcome. Besides, do you even think you could make it through the video without cumming?”
Kenny couldn’t answer, but his mouth was already opening to clean his friend’s cock.
“Yeah that’s what I thought.”
Pulling back his foreskin, Kenny was treated to the filthy mess that his friend’s cock had collected over the last week. Such an act should have been awful, but for whatever reason, Kenny simply couldn’t stop himself.
Sucking each side, licking between the folds of foreskin, scooping and swallowing the sour disgusting mess, Kenny’s cock throbbing painfully in his jeans, fully aware that he was pleasuring someone he absolutely shouldn’t. Sam was his friend, but with how cruel and callus he often acted, there should be no attraction to him. All the same, he worked hard to both please and clean the drooling dick in his face.
“Mm, fuck I’m getting close … So should I keep going? I have even more shit to ruin your day with.”
“No! No, I – I can’t take anymore, please just – ”
“Okay okay, that’s fine, dude, I’ll just blow my load and finish up.”
Continuing his strokes, after about a minute the pace picked up, and with his moans filling the room, Kenny winced as his friend’s cock began spitting ropes of white slime at him, pelting his face and chest with multiple white ropes before oozing and dribbling out across his tongue. It was more cum than Kenny had ever produced, but of course it wasn’t over yet.
“Mmmm, fuck that felt good … I can’t wait to tell you all the other shit I’ve been keeping secret. Whew, just give me a minute … I should be able to piss on you soon.”
Kenny didn’t resist, nor attempt to clean the cum from his face. His world was spinning from the news of his dog and the revelation that he could still salvage his relationship. Of course with his current attitude, he wondered if he was just accept it and become a cuckold to his own father.
A couple minutes later, his thoughts were interrupted by a hot blast of piss, one that struck him square in the face without warning.. Sam’s moans filled the room again, and with an absolute torrent of golden liquid, Kenny was heavily soaked by the time he finished.
“Fuck, dude … I can’t believe you actually pissed on me.”
“Hnngg … you’re welcome … but uh … my stomach is still churning so … I’m thinking I’ll just spread my cheeks, back up, and push everything out okay?”
“W-Wait … you were serious about that?”
“Of course, dude, I’m trying to make your day worse … wasn’t that the idea? Now here’s the real question: do you want to get down on your knees behind me so I can get most of it on your face? Or should I just try to rocket it out on you?”
“N-No I don’t want-”
“Uugh, wait hold that thought … I have an appetizer for you.”
Turning around and spreading his asscheeks, Kenny couldn’t look away from his friend’s moist and unwashed asshole as it suddenly flexed and blasted a hot cloud of disgusting gas straight into Kenny’s face.
“Uurph … Oh fuck, hhuughh-”
Kenny couldn’t control his gagging, and while he struggled to breathe, Sam’s laughter filled the room.
“Holy shit that was a nasty one, eh? Hahaha, fuck that was dangerous too, I can’t hold it in much longer. Ugh, stinks too huh? I stole and ate the rest of your mom’s broccoli and brussel sprout casserole … jeez, pretty rank huh? Oh and if you end up puking, just do it on yourself yeah? Don’t get it on me.”
“Oh god, dude, fuck that’s so hhuughhh … ”
“Hahaha, now get down on your knees so I can do it properly.”
Somehow, despite how much he seemed against it, Kenny slipped out of his chair and straight to his knees, putting his face below Sam’s spread ass cheeks. Upon seeing his friend assume the position, Sam’s cock was already getting hard again, but there was little time to start stroking again, as the barely held back sludge quickly needed a release.
“Uughh, fuck, okay here it comes, dude, open wide and remember to thank me!”
Kenny’s mind was so distraught by everything happening that being ordered to open his mouth actually worked. Despite how much he didn’t want it to happen, it was too late, and with his mouth open and his face in place, the resulting deluge of soft brown pudding erupted from built up pressure. Into his open eyes and mouth it went, causing his own cock to spasm uncontrollably as his stomach returned its contents out his nose.
Disgusting noises filled the room while Sam grunted and laughed, no longer spreading his cheeks but stroking himself.
“Uughh fuck that feels good … whew, didn’t I tell you I could make your day worse? Next time you think you’ve had a terrible day, I want you to remember this … because even now … I could still make this worse for you.”
Somehow Kenny had managed to both vomit up his own lunch, while also swallowing his friend’s chunky brown excrement. He couldn’t possibly imagine how things could get worse, but by now he believed his friend, and he wouldn’t push the idea further.
At least, that’s what he thought. When Sam suddenly asked him to lick his asshole clean, Kenny felt strangely compelled to obey, even after he added a menacing threat.
“Look, my cock is hard again … so uhh, I’ll leave if you want … but if you lick my asshole clean … I’ll take that as a sign and uh, I’ll just continue with making your day worse. I have a lot more I can say and do … so should I go ahead and leave? Or are you going to lick my asshole clean?”
Kenny was dizzy now, and without a single thought in his head, he extended his tongue and leaned forward.
THE END