Writer: Acknowledgments to @revjudas for the original text
Subject: Satanic Creed
Link: MEWE / 10.04.2022
Satanic Creed
I believe in the Holy God, the Lord God Satan, the creator and giver of life. I acknowledge that in all the Universe there is nothing as beautiful and perfect as You Lord Satan. I come into Your Holy presence and bow before Your magnificent Satanic splendour.
I open my heart and I ask that You come into my life and be my Lord and Master. From this day forward I renounce the God of the Bible and I worship only You, for You are the one true God.
I accept You into my heart as my Lord and Saviour. In You Satan I am a new creation, born again, not of corruptible seed, but of Your incorruptible seed. I open my soul and humbly receive Your sacred Satanic seed into my mouth. I open my soul and humbly receive Your sacred Satanic seed into my ass.
From this day forward I am free from the bondage of guilt and shame, for there is nothing I may do in dedication to Your Satanic glory that is forbidden.
All that I am and all that I have I offer as gifts given freely to You. Accept my body and my soul a living sacrifice for Your glory. You are my life-source, and I am your sacrifice. Consume my every thought. Fuel my every desire. Create in me a Satanic mind, that my thoughts may be of You and only You.
I give all my love to You, for there is no other God worthy of my love. I devote my life to You, for there is no other God worthy of my life. I worship You with all my heart and soul, for there is no other God worthy of my worship. I lift my voice in praise to You, for there is no other God worthy of my praise. I offer my body a living sacrifice for your glory, for there is no other God worthy of my sacrificial offering. I surrender my eternal soul to You, for there is no other God worthy of my soul.
This is, and will forever be, my eternal covenant. I will bow down and worship no other God but You Lord Satan.