Horse Play by Hoku Lani – Non-Fiction

Writer: Hoku Lani 

Subject: Horse Play

Link: MEWE / 11.07.2021 / Hoku Lani 

Horse Play

After I read that Champion Horse cum may be sold as much as $4.5 million dollars per gallon, I thought that perhaps I need to look into this as a hobby. First thing I would need would be to locate a horse. Any breed would do, however it would need a large, fully erect cock.

I considered spreading out newspaper on the ground.You may read this and be asking yourself why. Horses horses typically have a blast radius of somewhere around 4 feet. If anyone is considering a try at this, please consider safety glasses. Horse semen typically has a discharge force of 125,000 Cubic Feet per Second (CFS) or the stream of a fire hose. First, speak gently to the horse. “Nice horsey, beautiful mane, great fetlocks…” Then, stroke his manhood: “I’ve never seen such a massive horse unit as yours. How do they keep you contained in this stable?”

Apply your warmed right hand to his monument, thumb extended in the classic shaft-grabbing motion. If your not familiar, its the same motion Father John makes during choir practice. Let the horse know what you’re doing. They don’t like being spooked. “Oh equine god, I am running the flag up your majestic pole. Let’s build a life together.”

While stroking the gigantic animal penis, you’ll likely feel a range of emotions such as embarrassment, self-loathing, jealousy that your needs aren’t met, etc. Ignore these feelings. The horse can feel your focus waning. When the horse deposits, his eyes will roll to the back of his lids, his back leg will kick, and he may feel vulnerable. Let him know he shouldn’t. “Trixy, it’s okay. You cum for both of us.”

Then take the residual jism, spread it over your face, take photos, and send them to all your friends. Let the world know how much you care for your horse. That you aren’t ashamed. While conducting some research, in which I intended to discover which mammal creates the largest load of semen, I came across an interesting post from McGill. The post was from 2011. That said, it provided me the inspiration for this.