Corrupt a church in four easy steps by Hoku Lani – Non-Fiction

Corrupt a church in four easy steps

Let us take a moment and read from the Bible. You may ask yourself why would I ever do such a thing. It is very simple, the book of Jude is one chapter, a letter allegedly from Jesus’s brother which provided the blueprint on how to destroy any church from within.

“8 Yet in like manner these people also, relying on their dreams, defile the flesh, reject authority, and blaspheme the glorious ones.” Jude 8

To assist you, I will share these four fun steps to corrupt any church from within. This is not what is taught from the pulpit, deacons, elders or even from any of the sunday school teachers. What makes this so special and fun is that it is predicated from people that attend the targeted church, the congregation.

Verse 8 of Jude, provides these four steps as follows: rely on their dreams, defile the flesh, reject authority and blasphemy. Let us take a closer look at these, shall we?

STEP ONE: RELY ON DREAMS

I believe we must get people to put down their Bibles and start following subjective experiences instead. Get them to rely on personal visions, gut feelings, and dream interpretations. This way when someone argues with you, even if they recite scripture, all you have to do is say is, “I’ve received a new revelation from God” or “My spirit is telling me differently.”

Dream interpretation is a highly difficult thing to prove and speculative in nature. Remember that there are many legends and deceptive tales of God doing so in the past. Use their teachings against them, after all It’s not that it’s impossible for God to speak in dreams and impressions upon our spirit — He’s done so in the past. Many churches rely on that to be their trump card, which they play all the time to great effect on some people.

Always encourage others that following our feelings, and trying to live out our Christian faith by subjective experience is expected by God himself.

Here are a few suggestions as follows:

Q: Someone asks you if they should cheat on their spouse?
A: My gut feeling says you should. I recently had a dream where I cheated and was very happy.

Q: Should I tithe, should I serve, should share the word of God?
A: Well, my feelings are somewhat mixed. I haven’t really heard directly from God about it so I will keep praying until my feelings tell me what to do.

Q: Should I confess my sin to a friend, spouse, or pastor?
A: I’m pretty uncomfortable about it so I will wait for a sign from God.

Q: Am I going to Hell?
A: I just feel that there is no way that the God I know would ever send anyone to hell. I know that he is good and he love everyone, and I love everyone, and everyone should love everyone — so that means there’s no hell. Remember anyone who says differently is wrong because I feel it so strongly that it must be God who is telling me.

STEP TWO: DEFILE THE FLESH

All derived from the bloodline of Lilith must convince members of the Church that since they are saved they don’t have to worry about their sin anymore. They can do whatever they want because God will forgive them over and over and over. Once they were saved, they can’t lose it, so that means that they can live however they want!You must convince people that being a Christian is about what happens in our hearts. It’s all about a private relationship with God. It doesn’t have anything to do with how we live our lives.

Let’s refer to “defile the flesh”, as, “live in Christian liberty”? Liberal Christian thinking is saying the following:

God doesn’t think that porn is a big deal as long as you’re working on it.
God doesn’t care about same-sex marriage as long as we’re making sure they know we love them.
God is more concerned about your spiritual life than what you eat, drink, smoke and who you sleep with?
God doesn’t care if you cheat on your spouse because He’ll always forgive you?
God doesn’t care about what you do when you’re by yourself?
God doesn’t care if you jerk off on a bible, he loves us?

Also teach them to memorize certain passages in the Bible. Share with others in the congregation That it is our duty in life to love one another and that we should even lay down our lives the way Christ lay down his life for us.

Reinforce by sharing that nothing is wrong in the eyes of God, and quote 1 Corinthians 6:12, ‘All things are lawful into me!’”

If you want to corrupt the church, then first, get them to stop reading the Bible and second, teach them that their feelings — especially their strong sexual urges — are God given and natural, and therefore need to be expressed. Call anyone who disagrees judgmental, and then tell them that you have a new interpretation of scripture after having a dream. After all, God was the One who gave you those urges, right? Then everything you do with them must be ok.

It is glorious thinking from our Mother and Father. Lust and sex is the norm for most men and women. More and more churches out of fear of being replaced, confirm and tell their congregation it is permitted.

STEP THREE: REJECT AUTHORITY

Once you have them listening to feelings and dreams instead of the Bible. Embracing their new fondness of lust and partaking in more sex, some people in authority might come in to try to put things back in order. Don’t let that happen!

For a long time churches had denominational leaders, bishops, and presbyters that had the authority to come into local churches when things started to go sideways. Even Baptist churches, known for their independence and congregationalist mindset were wise enough to set up associations with wise, seasoned regional representatives that would support the pastors and churches, and could be called upon to come in during times of crisis.

Today, that system is falling apart. New churches are being seeded by men and women who don’t believe in structural accountability. Congregations are leaving their longstanding denominations left and right. They reject anyone who wants to tell them differently than they think. They arrogantly disregard any form of governance that tries to point them back to scripture or hold them accountable to their creeds, confessions and historical beliefs.

Kick out the pastor because clearly they don’t know how to handle this situation. Then elect new elders and deacons because the other ones supported the pastor and the denomination. Then the new pastor and leadership team decides that they should leave their old denomination and associations and go on their own.

One of them stands up and gives a passionate plea about a dream they have, about the feelings that have been hurt, and how the leadership team all agrees that they don’t want to be in a denomination full of churches that hate people. We‘re all about love after all. And the church splits, many leave, and the congregation goes it alone.

The catalyst is that it’s generated first by people in the congregation, not by corrupt pastors, teachers, or elders. This leads us to step four.

STEP FOUR: BLASPHEMY

Those that know me, know I simply crave the feeling of sitting inside a church service and touching myself. To play with my clit until I reach an orgasm and then wipe my juices on the Bibles and hymnals excites me beyond description. Then there is the joy of urine spraying on the book, or shoving a crucifix inside my cunt. These are all forms of blasphemy, unfortunately this is not what I am talking about.

I am describing a deeper more glorious form of blasphemy by mocking the leaders of the church. Don’t simply kick out the elders or pastor, you must mock them. Follow the example in the Bible and do as the Pharisees did and attribute any good deed from the gospel or the holy spirt as the work of the devil. Demonize and attack any good church and always support and encourage the churches that demonstrate the Christian liberal thinking.
Do these four things diligently and the church becomes so backward, so full of false teaching, that black is white, up is down, good is evil, evil is good, and demons are angels.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CORRUPTED A CHURCH

If you follow these steps, then congratulations, you’ve corrupted a church. The best part is that they’ll thank you for it! They will be preaching sermons that describe in detail horse emission and members as large as a donkey. Sunday school will reveal sex education and the flock will love one another as they spray their seed and partake in communions of blood and flesh. They’ll tell you how much more loved they feel, how much more free they are, how great it is to finally be accepted, how open their arms are, how there are no more arguments, and how much better they are than all the other churches. You’ll have the freedom and opportunity to spread Mother and Father’s gift of lust to even more people than you ever imagined possible!