Feature Writer: gcharis
Feature Title: The Pastor’s Wife and the Ruby Sex Toy
Published: 08.09.2016
Story Codes: Erotic Horror
Synopsis: Beware the midget porn!
The Pastor’s Wife and the Ruby Sex Toy
As the two patrol demons drove into the driveway of Reverend Uppercrust’s parsonage, the new demon communicated in thought to her mistress Officer Nobiess, “My wife should be at a very low state at this time … the loss of her husband and now church, income and shelter…”
“Don’t be fooled by your old conventions my dear …” Officer Nobiess answered back. “Let’s have a closer look!”
The two of them appeared invisibly in Mrs. Uppercrust’s bedroom.
“Follow the creamy white load!” the midgets sang.
“Oh MY!” Mrs. Uppercrust interjected heartily.
“Follow the creamy white load!”
“Oh Mmm … MY!”
“Rrrr, vrrr” the plug in vibrator sounded. “Oh, OH! Give me ALL your creamy white loads you frrr … eaks! Oh fuck!” she cried out as she watched TV in bed and masturbated.
“She found my midget porn!” the former reverend exclaimed with a smile.
“Indeed she has! ‘The Wizard of Ahhhs!’ I see, one of my favorites … we’re in for some fun!” Nobiess exclaimed licking her pink full lips.
“Watch this!” she spoke to the acolyte demon then made a cut off motion to Mrs. Uppercrust’s vibrator. It immediately stopped.
“Oh FUCK! I was just about to cum!” she loudly complained.
“She was always the more vocal one …” Uppercrust explained.
“We know, we’ve been watching you for a long time!” she answered with a smile.
“And now for my television debut!”
Officer Nobiess appeared on the screen looking like a bimbofied Vanna White, then offered: “And now for a limited time only click the ‘SUBMIT’ button below to receive your very own ‘Wizard of Ahhhs’ ruby vibrator, furry lion’s paw, tin man’s silver oil can and wicked witch broom! All for YOUR sexual pleasure! Don’t miss out! Click the button NOW!”
“Oh FUCK yes!” Mrs. Uppercrust exclaimed then pressed the button on her remote.
“Ding Dong”
“Oh my god! Hello just a minute!” Mrs. Uppercrust called out as she slowly and carefully got out of bed then tied up her nightgown around her plentiful flesh.
“Yes, may I help you …” her voice trailed off as she as eyed the two conservatively uniformed, jump-suited ‘delivery persons’. One looked like a lusty bimbo while the other looked like a goth chick … who strangely reminded her of her late husband.
“Hello we have packages for you!” the blonde one spoke.
“Oh my … who from?”
“‘Wizard of Ahhhs Productions’ Ma’am!”
“Well that was fast!”
“We deliver Ma’am!”
“I should say so!”
“Service is our passion Ma’am!” Nobiess said as she licked her lips.
“Does this one talk? She looks familiar …”
“I, I’m with her” the delivery goth chick formerly known as Reverend Uppercrust explained with her hand over her mouth.
In an instant Mrs. Uppercrust pushed her former husband’s hand away and brazenly peered into the black tissue of her former husband’s tongue and mouth.
“Oh my! … I thought you looked familiar, but it can’t be … your double molars … Oh MY GOD!”
“Now let’s not get carried away!” Nobiess interjected. This IS your late husband and I am his Mistress and will soon be yours also. As she spoke both of the demons morphed into their true forms: latex police uniformed, horns and wings and all; ready to spread corruption as ordered by their superiors.
“Suppose I don’t want to …”
“Oh you will, you’re almost there … a pastor’s wife enjoying porn … tsk, tsk” Nobiess smiled as she playfully shook her index finger at the large woman.
“Really, you might as well JUMP right in!”
“But, I don’t want to go to hell …”
“So you’ll watch porn in heaven? Seriously girl! Here, try my toys … you’ll LOVE them and there’s more where they came from!”
“Oh, OK,” she answered as she opened the four packages. “Hmmm … which one first?”
“Pick any one you want child!” Nobiess encouraged.
“I’ll try this … one!” Mrs. Uppercrust cheerily exclaimed as she picked up the shiny metal flaked ruby vibrator.
“Good choice! But of course, they’re all good!” Nobiess chirped.
“Vrrrr Wrrrr” the vibrator sounded as it came to life and touched down on Mrs. Uppercrust’s clit.
“Oh my god! This is amazing!”
“Wait till you put it inside you!” Nobiess offered as she and her acolyte exchanged knowing glances.
“OH but this feels SO GOOD!”
“Go ahead child … put it in!”
Mrs. Uppercrust moved the vibrator off her clit and began rounding her pussy lips.
“Oh fuck! This is wonderful!”
“Take your time …”
When her cunt was dripping wet she shoved it in.
“OH! OH GOD! OH FUCK!” she cried out as she toyed herself.
“That’s it Baby, LOSE YOUR SELF to my wondrous toy!”
With every plunge into her pussy the vibrator grew smaller and smaller…
“OH! Oh no! Where is it? NO!”
“Dear girl … it’s IN you!”
“OH JESUS!” Mrs. Uppercrust suddenly cried out as she was hit with a tsunami orgasm and sprayed all over her bed. “OH FUCK! OH MY GOD!” Then she writhed in pleasure as she began to transform. “My tits are turning red! My hands … Oh my god they’re turning red too!”
“Oh my! Yes they are!” Nobiess answered as she winked at her sub. “I think you’ll make a lovely devil girl!”
“DEVIL GIRL? Oh FUCK!” Mrs. Uppercrust convulsed and came again on her bed. “Oh, ohhh!” she cried out as black horns started to grow out of her forehead. She grasped on to them and felt her growing nails bite the flesh of her palms. “OH MY FUCKING GOD!” she cried as she spread her hands out before her face and watched in horror and pleasure as her nails turned long, sharp and black.
“That’s the spirit dear! You’re cumming along just fine!”
“Ugh! Eh! Ooooh!” Mrs. Uppercrust cried out as she raised up her hips to squirt again and to relieve the pressure of her growing red tail which was whipping in a frenzy of orgasmic pleasure.
“Oh! OH! FUCK!” she continued as red wings sprouted from her back.
“Oh Jesus! OH JESUS, OH JESUS FUCKING, FUCKING CHRIST!”
“I do believe our Devil girl is born!” Officer Nobiess exclaimed and winked to her acolyte.
Mrs. Uppercrust stood up and looked at her hands and arms, breasts, slim waist. black hooves and the powerful tail that swished in and out of her sight. “I’m red like that dildo … this is fucking amazing! I’m also … metal flaked!” she exclaimed in awe as her hand sparkled in the light while feeling her newly pointed ears.
“This is … an introductory offer of course …” Nobiess said with a wink. Then they all started laughing.
THE END