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Feature Title: Book of St Giarda

Synopsis: Writings by various authors based on phallic worship and worship of the male being.

Link: Bible-of-Man-Worship-Volume-2

Book of St Giarda

And so it was that I came to this land of Erin to convert the men there but it was they who converted me to their ways and to cock. 
I walked the paths from Dublin to Galway and from Cork to Donegal. Everywhere I went I found foul smelling bogs filled with noxious odors.

I came at last to Teamhair na Ri, The Hill of Tara, The Hill of Kings where the sacred rites of kingship took place. The bog around this hill was fed with streams of golden waters and the air hung with strange perfume. I climbed the hill determined to drive out the pagan beliefs from this place but on reaching the mist covered top found I fell into a deep sleep.

I awoke to find upon my body small naked men who sucked upon my nipples and my cock, who anointed my lips with their piss and fingered my ass and my body was covered in the slime that dripped from their cocks as they rubbed themselves against me.

I closed my eyes in prayer and suddenly my mouth was forced open. The Lord of Cock who I strived to drive from this land knelt there before me and I had his cock at my lips. I saw he was owner of a cock divine and it hung like a mighty snake between his thighs.

I beheld his fat hood from beneath which peeped a head huge and monstrous like a purple mushroom. It dripped its venom between my lips and the silver seed ran down my throat and it took away my vows of chastity.

I could not help myself and I suckled on it and then I felt the warmth of its blessed waters flow down my throat and fill me. Then the hood was peeled back and I ate the whiteness gathered there and I knew that I had taken Cocks body and blood into me. Then I raised my legs and displayed my ass and he knelt between them and I took that great snake inside me. I gave myself to this Living God of Cock Eternal for my blood I shed upon the cock and I felt the seed burst inside me and fill me.

I took Cock’s Covenant deep inside me.

As I looked around me, I saw that from those bogs below men had come with their snake-like cock and balls slimy from prolonged prayer. They had stroked the snakes as they watched me take the venom from the God’s snake and I heard The Lord Priapus whisper in my ear that I should  bring cum-forth from all men for my task was to drain all the snakes of this fair green land. The Lord told me that this would be evermore known as the Mass for Saint Giarda.

There was an emptiness as he left me but soon the pangs were gone for these hung men of Ireland with slimed and ripened snake-cock, with aromas uplifting and powerful took me one after the other and my chalice overflowed with their seed. The scents of the bogs upon them uplifted me and gave me the strength to serve Him.

When all had cum within me I picked up my staff and I walked naked back and forth across the land time after time taking within me every cock snake that I found. No matter how many times I drained them of their seed I hungered for more and by Cock’s Grace they were soon refreshed and I took them again and again. 
As I walked the land all gave me a warm ‘welcuming’ and I was dined and fucked at each village.

I ate food with them and drained the men in every place, be he a pauper or a king. Many were the times that I stood in my nakedness in the dank ripe bogs until snakes came within me. The smells drove me wild as they entered me in these places, the ripeness urging my ass to seek more. Indeed in one bog two snakes entered my ass together while others filled my mouth, so many came into me that day.

It was the seed that was shed from my ass that gave this land its richness and its many shades of green. As I took each load of cum I prayed to Priapus for saving me that I might bring all these men to know him by taking all the snakes of Erin’s Isle into me.

THE END