The Commandments of Satan

The following commandments are listed in the satanic Bible:

Satan represents devotion instead of abstinence.
Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual fancies.
Satan represents pure wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deception.
Satan represents kindness towards those who deserve it instead of wasted love on ungrateful people.
Satan represents retribution instead of showing the other cheek.
Satan represents responsibility towards the responsible instead of worrying about psychic vampires.
Satan represents man as just another animal – sometimes better, mostly worse than four-legged – that has become the most vicious of all animals due to its “divine spiritual and intellectual development”.
Satan represents all of the so-called sins because they all lead to physical, mental and emotional satisfaction.
Satan is the best friend the church has ever had since he has kept her in business over the years

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