Subject: Satanic Fundamentalism
Link: Email LS666 / 23.06.2022
To become a Catholic, the church says one has to go through a long, involved process (receiving the Three Sacraments, blah, blah, blah). Christian fundamentalists reject that approach and say that all you have to do to know Christ is to sincerely ask him to come into your heart and soul. Similarly, I frequently read on various Satanic blogs that to become a Satanist, one must go through elaborate rituals (light three black candles, get on your knees, say these three prayers to Him, blah, blah, blah). That’s a crock. Who makes that shit up?
I’m a Satanic fundamentalist. All you have to do to know the Dark Lord is to sincerely ask Him to take possession of your heart, mind and soul for eternity and pledge to serve and worship Him until the end of time. That’s it. Simple. Takes one minute. That’s how I did it and now I am fully possessed by my God Satan for ever-lasting-ness. Forget the elaborate rituals. Like me, become a Satanic Fundamentalist and get right to the point. Ave Satanas!